Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[bluethrunthru]

the next 18 months are going to see him quit being an MP - give interviews that get increasingly awkward and move abroad - probably on his own - as more and more of the shite gets made public - the Greeks loss will be our gain when he fucks off to Kefalonia

 

[mat]

the next 18 months are going to see him quit being an MP - give interviews that get increasingly awkward and move abroad - probably on his own - as more and more of the shite gets made public - the Greeks loss will be our gain when he fucks off to Kefalonia

He'll quit.

I can see him eyeing up big money public speaking jobs in the US.

Possibly do some rallies for Trump if the cash is right.

 

[bluethrunthru]

He'll quit.

I can see him eyeing up big money public speaking jobs in the US.

Possibly do some rallies for Trump if the cash is right.

Claiming his stock is still high right now is just another of his lies....... I agree with you in the coming months he will be invited onto Sophie Ridge and decline - go Good Morning Britain and get eviscerated over what will be coming out and he will cut and run before he has the electoral embarrassment of defeat in a GE - his ego won't take it - like as not Carrie won't follow him with the kids to the sun she will jst make holiday visits and he will become a bitter deserted old man as everyone who supports him only does so because of what it brings them. He will find out that dropping someone when they are no use to you as he has done all his life really hurts when people do it to you time after time

 

[NPBlue]

Claiming his stock is still high right now is just another of his lies....... I agree with you in the coming months he will be invited onto Sophie Ridge and decline - go Good Morning Britain and get eviscerated over what will be coming out and he will cut and run before he has the electoral embarrassment of defeat in a GE - his ego won't take it - like as not Carrie won't follow him with the kids to the sun she will jst make holiday visits and he will become a bitter deserted old man as everyone who supports him only does so because of what it brings them. He will find out that dropping someone when they are no use to you as he has done all his life really hurts when people do it to you time after time

As the saying goes, be nice to people when you are on tne way up, because if you aren't, they will hurt you more than you can imagine when you are on the way down.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

As the saying goes, be nice to people when you are on tne way up, because if you aren't, they will hurt you more than you can imagine when you are on the way down.

Unless your minted as fuck and go and live on an island somewhere.

Then fly in and tell dumbasses that Trump is awesome and top up your income.

 

[mat]

BBC and sky News giving glowing reports about the albino orangutan leadership.

30 minute slots sucking his pole. I was sure they'd leave that for Tory K's new show.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

He'll quit.

I can see him eyeing up big money public speaking jobs in the US.

Possibly do some rallies for Trump if the cash is right.

He won’t need to, he’s got enough deals done with big business to ensure he’s set for this lifetime and all his children‘s.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

He won’t need to, he’s got enough deals done with big business to ensure he’s set for this lifetime and all his children‘s.

Sure?

 

[mat]

Theres still time for him to declare war with Russia and stay as PM "For the national interest".

Wouldn't put anything past him.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Theres still time for him to declare war with Russia and stay as PM "For the national interest".

Wouldn't put anything past him.

We can’t do that. All our decent stuff has been shipped over to Ukraine and the ship that could have helped us out is being dragged to the yard for investigations.

Then again, he could declare war on Northern Ireland, save them having to deal with the NI Protocol.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Brilliant

How will history recall the reign of Bad King Boris? | Stewart Lee

King Lear may have divided the country in two and turned it against itself but perhaps, like the outgoing Tory leader, he ‘got all the big calls right’

www.theguardian.com

 

[117 M34]

Is today his last day or does he stay for a handover period?

 

[Fred_Quimby]

We can’t do that. All our decent stuff has been shipped over to Ukraine and the ship that could have helped us out is being dragged to the yard for investigations.

Then again, he could declare war on Northern Ireland, save them having to deal with the NI Protocol.

Don’t forget even those big, bastard ships are empty of aircraft. That’s why we have to go on exercise with other countries so that we can use their planes.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Is today his last day or does he stay for a handover period?

Vote announcement is Monday.
Handover is on Tuesday.
PMQs is Wednesday (presumably).

 

[bluethrunthru]

Vote announcement is Monday.
Handover is on Tuesday.
PMQs is Wednesday (presumably).

Truss starts on a bottle of voddy per day as of Thursday

 

[bluethrunthru]

I live in the North East - I visit the South and was there last week and I can confirm this is self evident

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Brilliant

How will history recall the reign of Bad King Boris? | Stewart Lee

King Lear may have divided the country in two and turned it against itself but perhaps, like the outgoing Tory leader, he ‘got all the big calls right’

www.theguardian.com

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

I live in the North East - I visit the South and was there last week and I can confirm this is self evident

I’m only surprised that anyone is surprised..

 

[Kirkstall Blue]

I see him coming back he is extremely popular with the people he will try!
The media were busy on his beatification with the likeness to Churchill
so switched off and will not watch anything of his journey up to Balmoral or later reruns of how badly he was treated by his party.
We await Truss and her Cabinet we already have a right wing government so don’t expect much for the poor

 

[threespires]

Brilliant

How will history recall the reign of Bad King Boris? | Stewart Lee

King Lear may have divided the country in two and turned it against itself but perhaps, like the outgoing Tory leader, he ‘got all the big calls right’

www.theguardian.com

I know Lee isn't everyone's cup of tea but the darkness of this piece captures what a lot of people feel I think. The line “I am trapped on a dying island ringed by a shadow of human shit and Brexiters took away my right to escape it” is an angry, bleak and succinct summation of the situation for many. Invoking King Lear is apposite, as what we've allowed to be done to ourselves is like something from a Shakespearean tragedy.