9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Deleted member 77198]

My Dad’s favourite ever player

 

[City_Sean]

His foot is higher than the defenders head when he scores his goal. It's incredible, it's barely a chance.

 

[aguero93:20]

“Erling they denied you the space there, obviously they clearly know how to stop you when they can, they defended very well…”

“Err they didn’t stop me, I scored!”

Oh my fucking God, I fucking love this lad!

Love the kid

 

[aguero93:20]

My Dad’s favourite ever player

Same. Mine will always be kinky.

 

[Akira]

Amazing kung fu kick. That leap was something else. What a great goal.

Love the lad.

 

[eastmanc]

No. Genius's envy that man

We are still talking about Michael Owen aren't we?

 

[aguero93:20]

We are still talking about Michael Owen aren't we?

Yep. Einsteins favourite left back ;)

 

[FantasyIreland]

No one else scores that goal.

Phenomenon

 

[threespires]

If you showed someone this photo and told them they were seeing a goal being scored they'd look at you like you were completely nuts.

Never seen anything like him...and he plays for us :-)

 

[Blue Maverick]

Been in the south stand I didn’t see hoe he scored it as the bastards don’t show replays but on coming out the stadium I always phone my dad, he’s 77 and I’ve never heard him gush over a player like this, he was like a kid saying what a goal etc I got home and saw it and after listening to Talkshite in the car they couldn’t get enough of him either this guy is something very very special and to think he will get 6 week off to recharge he could have 30 goals by November!

 

[Gray]

That goal was pure filth, what else will we witness from this freak of a player?

 

[mosssideblue]

The lad is seriously different gravy

 

[normskih]

Perhaps he’ll improve when he starts to head those high crosses;)

 

[Cityfan1977]

OMG I am so happy we didn't get Kane.

 

[bobmcfc]

Goat status awaits this man.

 

[cinnamon]

The lad is a bit of an outlier, isn't he?


Just incredible.

 

[Blue and true]

The lad is a bit of an outlier, isn't he?

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Just incredible.

He is quite literally in a different stratosphere.

 

[freshie]

Enjoyed Jake Humphrey (thought he’d been let go) declaring triumphantly at half time ‘we’ve just witnessed how to stop Erling Haaland’.

Never mind eh. He will just bang in a finish like that.

Can't stand the pompous, smug twat

 

[Crooked_rain]

Unless Mbappe scores 20 in Qatar.

Well he was absolutely garbage at the euros last year

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Goals	Minutes (all comps MCFC)	Min per goal	goals per 90mins
13	645	49.6	1.8

Top 2 all time retired players are Thierry Henry (122 minutes) and Sergio Aguero (108 minutes). Haaland has the best minutes-per-goal ratio in Bundesliga history among players with at least 25 goals (87 minutes per goal).