Liz Truss

[bluethrunthru]

That's unfair, she's clearly thinking hard.

"left, right, left, right..."

She has a peculiarly awkward walk.

can't wait to see her dance - she will make Mayday look like a professional dancer off Strictly......

 

[Fred_Quimby]

What's the Woodentop going to do today? She has been following the King around but he is staying at home so no photo op.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

can't wait to see her dance - she will make Mayday look like a professional dancer off Strictly......

Have we ever had a prime minister that could dance?!

 

[mat]

Have we ever had a prime minister that could dance?!

Thatcher invented Twerking.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Thatcher invented Twerking.

No she didn’t.

The lady’s not for twerking.

 

[mat]

No she didn’t.

The lady’s not for twerking.

Nor were the yarkshire miners...

 

[Mike D]

What's the Woodentop going to do today? She has been following the King around but he is staying at home so no photo op.

There's only so many solum photo ops you can do, even King has decided to take a break from all this shit that's going on.

 

[mat]

What's the Woodentop going to do today? She has been following the King around but he is staying at home so no photo op.

She'll be practicing trying to sound like she gives fuck when she does her reading at the funeral.

 

[bluethrunthru]

She'll be practicing trying to sound like she gives fuck when she does her reading at the funeral.

That and "walking like a normal person " lessons

 

[Fred_Quimby]

The Woodentop announced a 2 minute silence to be held on Sunday evening at 8pm!! Now 2 minutes after the funeral. Oh dear!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Seems our political leaders are given a full lobotomy as part of the London Bridge protocol.

 

[Elbow beards]

Seems our political leaders are given a full lobotomy as part of the London Bridge protocol.

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Looks like a fucking witch with a pointy hat.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Looks like a fucking witch with a pointy hat.

Starmer’s not much better.

 

[Elbow beards]

Starmer’s not much better.

Oddbod out of carry on screaming

 

[Gabriel]

 

[andyhinch]

Starmer’s not much better.

Needs a caption bubble saying wtf

 

[Vic]

Starmer’s not much better.

I always react like that when I see a witch in a pointy hat.

 

[johnnytapia]

That may get her by for a few months, but the public will see her for what she is, and as soon as the MPs realise she is inept, they will kick her out. This could easily happen before the next GE. If she hangs on till the next GE, she will surely lose resoundingly.

To win the next election Labour would need a circa 10% swing. That’s only been achieved twice in the last 70 years.
Clement Attlee in ‘45.
Blair ‘97.
The electoral system generally favours the incumbent party. And the incumbent party is generally Tory. Ergo...

 

[NPBlue]

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Ignorant twats, those tories. They're turning their backs on the King.

It's a strange time we live in when the first noises to come from the government are the removal of bonus caps for City bankers. I suppose the real problems facing the country, like the possibility of thousands of companies going out of business in the next few months due to the increase in energy costs, can wait.

Oh yes, said the Chancellor, the bonus cap removal will boost the economy.

It's just another 'Jam tomorrow' promise from a government that has systematically destroyed everything it has laid its hands on over the last 12 years and has overseen the biggest drop in living standards in our history.

They promise the earth, stand on their podiums and proudly claim 'we have delivered'.

Well, yes, they have delivered. Misery for millions, and it's going to get worse.

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

Well she might figure out how to win the next election..

Get all of the UK to replace fountain pens with ball point pens



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