United Thread - 2022/23

[yeseye]

They've sang about killing a Glazer haven't they?

They look like a bunch of killers!
Looks like Day release from Broadmoor.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Fortunately his 'limited one trick' is scoring goals

They’ve got eleven ponies with no tricks

 

[Xhavenjoe]

They’re lucky it wasn’t the Marshall!

Imagine the Puns if Martial had scored against them.

 

[mosssideblue]

The strength of the team Ten Bob fielded last night against the mighty Sherrif shows how fragile the scum have become

 

[Protein Junkie]

Imagine the Puns if Martial had scored against them.

I’m trying to imagine Martial scoring against anyone tbh .

 

[MouldensChippy]

The strength of the team Ten Bob fielded last night against the mighty Sherrif shows how fragile the scum have become

Looks like he used his full strength viagra to do the rusty sherrifs badge !

 

[Blue Mist]

Heard Utd referred to a being "Still the talent factory it ever was"....Now that sentence is possibly factually correct due to the opaqueness of the English language...However I think it was meant as a compliment.

I'm struggling to think of who was the last true talent to come through the system and be sold for top dollar.

There could well be a blindingly obvious one that my hatred of the Tw@s wont let me remember

I think you'd have to go back to the time PR37 escaped to find a player who they got decent money for.

 

[talkativesprout]

I think you'd have to go back to the time PR37 escaped to find a player who they got decent money for.

But they bought him on the back of a good international tournament if memory serves me right.

 

[crazyg]

They’ve got eleven ponies with no tricks

"Pony and trap" is rhyming slang for what they are.

 

[Cellarite]

But they bought him on the back of a good international tournament if memory serves me right.

No, they bought him on the back of a friendly match. Kills me to say it but he was a superb find.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I think you'd have to go back to the time PR37 escaped to find a player who they got decent money for.

Last decent player to come through their youth system you would be looking at the likes of Scholes and Beckham. That’s over a quarter of a century ago.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Last decent player to come through their youth system you would be looking at the likes of Scholes and Beckham. That’s over a quarter of a century ago.

And one couldn't tackle & the other would struggle to speak with a human voice that only animals could hear.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Yes they’ve changed the words to “City’s Gonna Die”, and sing;
“They’re gonna die
They’re gonna die
Oh the Glazers are gonna die
How we’ll kill them I don’t know
Chop me up from head to toe
All I know’s the Glazers are gonna die”

I’ve got one for them…

We’re City We’re mad, we’ll kill your mum
n dad, if your a rag and you diss us, we’ll kill your kids n missus …!

Poor taste I know but they are rags..!

 

[Always Ali]

Heard Darren Lewis building them up yesterday, the absolutely massive **** -

Manchester United look like a proper team
Manchester United should win every competition they enter (wtf)
Ten Months has brought a real style to their play
They controlled the game v Sherrif from start to finish (as they should)
Great signings
They're the real deal
etc etc blah blah fucking blah

Completely ignoring the fact that they lost at home just last Thursday, the massive ****.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Heard Darren Lewis building them up yesterday, the absolutely massive **** -

Manchester United look like a proper team
Manchester United should win every competition they enter (wtf)
Ten Months has brought a real style to their play
They controlled the game v Sherrif from start to finish (as they should)
Great signings
They're the real deal
etc etc blah blah fucking blah

Completely ignoring the fact that they lost at home just last Thursday, the massive ****.

Lewis is an idiot. They never learn. United are still playing shit but riding their luck. Normal service will soon be resumed when we stick four past them.

 

[ancoats]

I think you'd have to go back to the time PR37 escaped to find a player who they got decent money for.

The media spout the same old shit about united just like religion with the Bible

 

[Gazza]

No, they bought him on the back of a friendly match. Kills me to say it but he was a superb find.

I think it was the United players that advised Ferguson to buy him.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Boooo I want our happy ditty back.

In all seriousness, sing about anything iffy at almost any club and it's all over the press, I don't just mean us, Campbell Arse/Spurs being an example.

This lot go/went on about stabbing and killing City fans with knife crime rife and now their owner and nothing is ever said.

I think we should sing a retort to their City version of that;

“We’ll never die
We’ll never die
Oh City, will never die
Come and have a fucking go
But deep down you fucking know
Manchester City will never die”

 

[Spanishbob]

Still silly Billy scum.

 

[mat]