United Thread - 2022/23

[Vienna_70]

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How did I know that was your post, before I looked to check?

 

[mat]

How did I know that was your post, before I looked to check?

Me and the pontiff have a mutual hatred of swamp dwellers.

Maybe that's it?

 

[Vienna_70]

Me and the pontiff have a mutual hatred of swamp dwellers.

Maybe that's it?

Maybe, but you’re not the only one on here, who shares that mutual hatred.

 

[the blue panther]

Me and the pontiff have a mutual hatred of swamp dwellers.

Maybe that's it?

Scum is easily recognisable - from appearance and smell.
This is appreciated universally.
Scum.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Nordic………..
Or No Dick.

 

[East Level 2]

Lewis is an idiot. They never learn. United are still playing shit but riding their luck. Normal service will soon be resumed when we stick four past them.

"Playing shit but riding their luck" IS normal service.

 

[Dirty Harry]

No, they bought him on the back of a friendly match. Kills me to say it but he was a superb find.

Weren’t the dippers linked with him before then ?
Pretty sure I remember reading they were, and Ferguson jumped in after the friendly realising he would have been a major danger to them.

 

[Cellarite]

Weren’t the dippers linked with him before then ?
Pretty sure I remember reading they were, and Ferguson jumped in after the friendly realising he would have been a major danger to them.

Arsenal.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Arsenal.

Them too ? Lol

Either way, I wish someone would put an end to the notion that the rags plucked a complete unknown from obscurity, now if it was Bebe, I’d be happy to accept that.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

"Pony and trap" is rhyming slang for what they are.

As frequently cited by Muhammad Ali.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Only just spotted this.....


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I just elicited a whopping bite from a rag with that. What a stroppy twat

 

[jimharri]

Wow.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Wow.

Lol. Maybe they should all pull their fucking fingers out of their arses then.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Lol. Maybe they should all pull their fucking fingers out of their arses then.

So what’s he’s saying the others don’t make an effort to score goals the fucking beaut.
I’m sure the Norse God will have some introspective musings on that one.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Wow.

Haha, imagine what it must be like to be an adult and actually go to bed at night believing that!

 

[jimharri]

Haha, imagine what it must be like to be an adult and actually go to bed at night believing that!

If it is actually an adult.

 

[Winchester]

This guy takes Stupidity to the next level

Is he one of Pete Boyle's Singalong mob??

 

[horlock_was_super]

Imagine going through the looking glass.

These fuckpigs would be our spouse.

The dippers would be our quick shag on the side.

I need more alcohol.

SCUM.

CTID.

As you were fellow Blues.

 

[aguero93:20]

Just thought I’d drop this in here. Feb 2019

Manchester United is delighted to announce that Phil Jones has signed a new contract, which will keep him at the club until June 2023, with the option to extend for a further year.
Phil Jones said:

“I am delighted to have signed a new contract. Manchester United has been a big part of my life for eight years and I love everything about this club.
"I am excited about the challenges that lie ahead of us as we prepare for a very busy period in the season. I would like to thank Ole and the coaching staff for their continued support in my development.”

if he hangs for a while maybe he will get a testimonial

He must be owed one already.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Wow.

I guess the takeaway from that is “Don’t do drugs”