United (H) - Sun 2nd Oct, 14:00 | Pre-Match Thread

[Winchester]

Bragging about putting 3 men on Haaland like it wouldn’t leave space for KDB, Foden, Gundo, Mahrez, Grealish, Alvarez

He hadnt got a clue like most of them

 

[urban genie]

Much as I hate the dippers and their appalling fans losing to them never hurts like losing to the rags. Have no dipper rellies while my mums side of the family all rags, and boy do they rub it in when we lose.

At work I directly work with one rag and one scouser, rest are blues

Before we play the red scouse it is "let's see what happens" and after the cments are usual football back and forth.

The rag however got " I hope we twat ypu, ypu dirty red twat". If we lose on monday he is getting all the shit jobs ;-)

 

[dannyboiblue]

At work I directly work with one rag and one scouser, rest are blues

Before we play the red scouse it is "let's see what happens" and after the cments are usual football back and forth.

The rag however got " I hope we twat ypu, ypu dirty red twat". If we lose on monday he is getting all the shit jobs ;-)

He's a rag he should always get the shit jobs :)

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Much as I hate the dippers and their appalling fans losing to them never hurts like losing to the rags. Have no dipper rellies while my mums side of the family all rags, and boy do they rub it in when we lose.

Whilst I get that, as things currently stand, I’d rather lose to the rags than the dippers (obviously I’d prefer to smash the pair of them). For me it’s all about winning the title and, currently, losing to the dippers would do us more harm than losing to the rags.
If you offered me losing the next 10 derbies but winning the next 5 titles in the process, I’d snap your hand off. Strangely I know that’s not true for everyone, which I do find very odd…

 

[BringBackSwales]

At work I directly work with one rag and one scouser, rest are blues

Before we play the red scouse it is "let's see what happens" and after the cments are usual football back and forth.

The rag however got " I hope we twat ypu, ypu dirty red twat". If we lose on monday he is getting all the shit jobs ;-)

Sack the ****, but feel free to make his life miserable for a while first

 

[Protein Junkie]

Whilst I get that, as things currently stand, I’d rather lose to the rags than the dippers (obviously I’d prefer to smash the pair of them). For me it’s all about winning the title and, currently, losing to the dippers would do us more harm than losing to the rags.
If you offered me losing the next 10 derbies but winning the next 5 titles in the process, I’d snap your hand off. Strangely I know that’s not true for everyone, which I do find very odd…

I’m greedy Cnut and want the next 5 titles whist beating them 10 times tbh.

 

[HolisticJim]

Hilariously SkySports are pitching it as a KDB vs McTominay battle!!

Jesus christ, I've never seen such a mismatch in sports!

What an absolute whopper.

I hope we smash them tomorrow and put them back in their place.

 

[stonerblue]

How do you work that out then, i suppose its what you think of as recent

Yeah, i'm going off the last 2 where we destroyed them.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Just had a Guy round to my mum,'s regarding the fitting of a new back door
He was of course a rag,
Said their CB The Argie will outjump Haaland
The latter is 7 inches taller So i let him bang on as they were going to put also 3 men on him too
I suggeseted also they should consider at least 10 on Erling
He didnt see the funny side
Typical Rag.

Dortmund played Ajax in the CL last season. The game they both played against each other, Ajax won 4-0 and while I don’t think Martínez out jumped Haaland once, he did keep him quiet by nipping in front of him and winning the ball as it was played into him.

Erling will want to rectify that.

 

[stonerblue]

Whilst I get that, as things currently stand, I’d rather lose to the rags than the dippers (obviously I’d prefer to smash the pair of them). For me it’s all about winning the title and, currently, losing to the dippers would do us more harm than losing to the rags.
If you offered me losing the next 10 derbies but winning the next 5 titles in the process, I’d snap your hand off. Strangely I know that’s not true for everyone, which I do find very odd…

United are 5 points behind us with a game in hand, mickeys 8 behind and game in hand. Smash em both to be on the safe side.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

United are 5 points behind us with a game in hand, mickeys 8 behind and game in hand. Smash em both to be on the safe side.

That would be ideal, obviously..

 

[dom]

League cup semi first leg in 2010, came from 1 nil down to win 2-1, including a penalty - 2 helpings of rocking horse shite!!!

I was there with a rag mate. Felt good

 

[PaleBlue]

In recent years, results against the scum have counted little. This weekend we're 4 points behind Arsenal so the three points, even at this early stage, would be handy. Beating them would keep us up the top and give a bit of breathing space from Spurs, another team I dislike.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Win tomorrow and be a minimum of 3 points ahead of rags dippers chelsea and spurs

 

[Berts Neck]

Just had a Guy round to my mum,'s regarding the fitting of a new back door
He was of course a rag,
Said their CB The Argie will outjump Haaland
The latter is 7 inches taller So i let him bang on as they were going to put also 3 men on him too
I suggeseted also they should consider at least 10 on Erling
He didnt see the funny side
Typical Rag.

Look, if your mum is less than 50 and fit, I could fit her a new back door and I am a Blue.

 

[Impeccable One]

Can anyone get me a ticket for my sister? She didn’t get to 5 games last season so she doesn’t qualify. Ignore if this isn’t allowed and I’ll delete.

I’m might be up for this. Can you send me a pic of your sister and if she’s OK I’ll swap for a ticket.

Do I just get her for the duration of the game ? Or for all of Sunday ?

 

[lasereyes]

Pep always finds a place for Mr Whippy in these big games. Bernardo wide right and Gundy in midfield for Grealish. The rest is spot on.

Justifiably so - Gundogan is a big match player - great reading of the game, superb technical skill and gives us an additional goal threat if the opposition is triple-marking Haaland

 

[Winchester]

Look, if your mum is less than 50 and fit, I could fit her a new back door and I am a Blue.

Shes 92
And we lost my dad to cancer 12 monthd ago m8

 

[BringBackSwales]

Shes 92
And we lost my dad to cancer 12 monthd ago m8

Come back on that one Bert

 

[Crooked_rain]

I love this narrative that the dwarf defender of theirs had Haaland in his back pocket last year. I’m pretty sure Haaland hit the bar in one game and missed a fairly easy one on one. On another day he probably scores 2. Hardly nullifying someone.

Different teams, different situation. Haaland will cook him tomorrow if we play well.