United (H) - Sun 2nd Oct, 14:00 | Pre-Match Thread

[OntarioBlue]

It's an absolute joke, he's even been out injured, and scored nowhere near what haaland has, it is.purely.based on the colour of.your shirt, I would love to hear the reasoning behind it

Their whole team hasnt scored as many goals as Haaland. This award is an absolute farce.

 

[Heath Park]

Knowing Pep he will play Jack up front and rest Haaland!

Or play Phil at left back again...

 

[OntarioBlue]

Knowing Pep he will play Jack up front and rest Haaland!

Maybe he‘ll keep Haaland on the bench for the first half, feeding him raw meat, then let him loose - can’t see it though.

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

Rags in work are all hoping the midget snaps Haaland in half, cunts

Ha ha that little fucker couldn’t put a fag out.

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

Who’s the ref, David Gill?

 

[pavelsrnicek]

United are well setup to cause us problems but I wonder will they stick with their version of a 4-3-3 with Eriksen, McTominay Fernandes in midfield. Eriksen can cause us problems but thar midfield 3 would leave them pretty open. Wouldn’t be surprised to see Casimoro start for them.

They’ve a decent recent record against us at ours because they sit deep and break with pace and we’ve often had sluggish starts against them. When we’re on it like last season then we win.

I’m intrigued to see how we line up, obviously Ederson, Cancelo, Dias, Rodri, KDB and Haaland are certain starters. Walker is just back from injury but I’d expect himself, Foden and Bernardo to play. That just leaves decisions between Ake and Akanji and also one of Gundogan, Grealish and Mahrez.

If we play well we’ll win but I’d love it if we smashed them with Foden getting a goal or two.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Rags in work are all hoping the midget snaps Haaland in half, cunts

And I have recurring dream involving myself with Kate Beckinsale in a black all in one leather suit.

 

[aguero93:20]

How did rashford get player of the month?

The only other nominee was a rat with aids.

 

[Vienna_70]

United are well setup to cause us problems but I wonder will they stick with their version of a 4-3-3 with Eriksen, McTominay Fernandes in midfield. Eriksen can cause us problems but thar midfield 3 would leave them pretty open. Wouldn’t be surprised to see Casimoro start for them.

They’ve a decent recent record against us at ours because they sit deep and break with pace and we’ve often had sluggish starts against them. When we’re on it like last season then we win.

I’m intrigued to see how we line up, obviously Ederson, Cancelo, Dias, Rodri, KDB and Haaland are certain starters. Walker is just back from injury but I’d expect himself, Foden and Bernardo to play. That just leaves decisions between Ake and Akanji and also one of Gundogan, Grealish and Mahrez.

If we play well we’ll win but I’d love it if we smashed them with Foden getting a goal or two.

You could see in last season’s fixture that Phil is desperate for a derby goal.

I would dearly love him to score on Sunday.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The only other nominee was a rat with aids.

Yeah, but Fernandes had been shite as well.