9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

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Alan Harper's Tash said:
Decent, but suspicion of handball.

I don’t think I’ll ever see a harder goal scored in my lifetime. A half volley whilst facing the cornerflag from the tightest of angles.

Similar goal at home to Burnley when Fernandinho had been sent off.
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You're allowed to handle the ball in football.
 
jimharri said:



Only 15? We have splitters in our midst. Get rid of them Txiki!
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skillman said:
I had a downer on him a couple of seasons back and still see his downsides but his personality has made me proper love the guy. Seems really genuine and a good teammate
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Is his downside he’s not very good in net? Because I wouldn’t put it past him to be fucking ace there as well…
 
The slander on twatter begins, who on earth is Mike Keegan and how can he possibly know this information?
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
Decent, but suspicion of handball.

I don’t think I’ll ever see a harder goal scored in my lifetime. A half volley whilst facing the cornerflag from the tightest of angles.

Similar goal at home to Burnley when Fernandinho had been sent off.
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Correct. It's a no-look goal, as far as I can make out, for the last ten seconds or so. Even when he hits it, he is only side on, not facing the goal. Also, he virtually has to take it outside the box, and beat not merely the keeper but the two defenders who are back. He gets it even just slightly wrong it goes over the bar, or too close to the defenders who head it out of play. I still don't understand how he did it. Erling's doing fine, but I've not seen anything like that from him just yet.
 
Lovebitesandeveryfing said:
Correct. It's a no-look goal, as far as I can make out, for the last ten seconds or so. Even when he hits it, he is only side on, not facing the goal. Also, he virtually has to take it outside the box, and beat not merely the keeper but the two defenders who are back. He gets it even just slightly wrong it goes over the bar, or too close to the defenders who head it out of play. I still don't understand how he did it. Erling's doing fine, but I've not seen anything like that from him just yet.
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And we probably won’t as we’re too good now for him to be even attempting that.

He’d be in the 6 yard box tapping it in.

They’re both capable of taking your breath away with their finishing, just in different ways.
 
Tricky_Trev said:
If it’s true he’s earning £900k per week then quite frankly I’m disgusted. I thought we want to keep him? He’s worth far more.
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I think the journos have just added up the weekly wages of the players that left in the summer and multiplied it by the ratio of goals Haaland scores in comparison to all of them put together.
 
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