9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Crooked_rain]

If I was a manager of the opposing team, I’m not even sure what I would tell my team in terms of defending against him

I think I’d just tell them good luck and hope he has off day

 

[OB1]

Astonishing start to his City career.

 

[Goater=Legend]

Hes a joke tbh

 

[I'm With Stupid]

There’s gonna be some flappers on this forum next time he goes a game without scoring

What do you mean, a game? He's just gone a half without scoring the fucking flop. Get rid.

 

[RandomJ]

He stays fit he's breaking records. Simple as that.

 

[cinnamon]

That's not Stoke and that's not rain! You can't fool me!

Either way your nuts end up the size of raisins!

 

[TCIB]

WOW

 

[Tricky_Trev]

His minutes per goal is now at 44. Less than a half of football per goal scored.

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

Just brilliant

 

[Deleted member 81382]

I think we should all take a moment to thank Daniel Levy for not picking up the phone.