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King Charles has sent a note - " Dear whoever is in charge - I watched the press conference and can confirm if you want me to dissolve Parliament for the GE you are inevitably going to have to call don't bother sending Thick Lizzie to see me just message me a request on the old insta and I'll message you back pronto - all the worst - Chas"
 
To all the flag waving cunts who lurk on here both past and present , those who’ve left after spouting endless shite about Brexit , Johnson and the shameless cabal that have fucked our country up , you’re the ones responsible . With petty bigoted opinions , hatred of the modern world , longing for a long gone empire , wanking yourselves daft over Farage , excusing Johnson’s lies . Laughably claiming to be the real patriots , overseeing the collapse of the NHS . Believing that Rees Mogg is some kind of intellectual giant . You should be fucking ashamed of yourselves.
Thinking that the few scraps of moderate success you have achieved is a price worth paying as these fucking parasites drain the country of it’s wealth and reputation.
Do the rest of us a favour and fuck of for good because you are a fucking disgrace.
 
Its almost poetic - as the country descends into financial chaos every interviewer will begin with "Mr Cun...sorry Hunt" - which will be both accurate and and agreeable to most of the listenership

It says something about the movement of the Overton window that Bertie Blunt is viewed as a steady hand replacement.
 
I thought i had read it wrong earlier lol

Just shows what a shambles it is - clearly less than 24hrs ago Kwarteng had no idea he was gonna be sacked - the letters were hurriedly drafted hence the mistake - then that speech and appearance was clearly cobbled together at short notice and at the death she was overwhelmed and simply walked off before she just fucking fell over !!
 

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