The Conservative Party

threespires said:
So I'm envisioning it like this....

1. Johnson wins membership vote.
2. It becomes clear Johnson not willing go to the country .
3. So 40+ MPs vote against government in no confidence vote and election is called.
4. Labour on course for huge majority.
5. Johnson rings Vlad who explains he's got his own shit to deal with this time and you'll have to sort it yourself fat boy.
6. With the assistance of rogue MI5 resources and a couple of middle eastern despots Johnson circulates a deep fake video of Starmer doing something unconscionable at a donkey sanctuary
7. We find out once and for all whether the English electorate are capable of participating in sane democratic discourse
8. It turns out a number of them aren't and therefore Starmer only has enough support to form a coalition
9. The price of the coalition is electoral reform which Starmer reluctantantly agrees to
10. The ERG decide that under PR they might as well break cover and form their own party after all but their choice of a swivel eyed frog in prepper camouflage as party logo puts off quite a lot of the electorate for the next two decades
11. The green coalition manages to establish the UK as a green powerhouse, and the role Scotland takes as a world centre for renewables science along with the repaired relationship with the now reformed EU means independence becomes a moot issue
12. So it turns out that Johnson's narcissistic personality and hubris inadvertently allows the UK to lead the charge to save the planet
13. In gratitude the entire world adopts green passport covers at the suggestion of UK President Gundogan (did I forget to mention we've become a republic along the way and Mr Whippy had taken citizenship on his retirement)
14. We all live sanely ever after....The End.
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I've read this twice and I don't understand any of it
 
Octavian said:
“Are you talking about us and them”

Indeed, we are a shit show right this second but their President need to be in a nursing home.
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yet they are far more politically stable than we are. I fear you are confusing boring and sensible for inaction - compared with previous loonies thats understandable but in difficult times you need slow steady sensible politics to guide you through choppy waters
 
Octavian said:
Hunt is a far more qualified politician than his immediate predecessors but let’s be honest, everyone knew the mini-budget needed to be ripped up.
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Agree. What he is good at is facing the camera, but Tories claiming in three days he has righted the ship as if he did something maverick. It certainly wasn't rocket science what he did
 
bluethrunthru said:
yet they are far more politically stable than we are. I fear you are confusing boring and sensible for inaction - compared with previous loonies thats understandable but in difficult times you need slow steady sensible politics to guide you through choppy waters
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They are more stable but I’m not confusing boring and sensible at all.. Biden is also an embarrassment, I feel sorry for him though as I do anyone who is in cognitive decline, he needs to be looked after, not leading the free world.
 
mosssideblue said:
Agree. What he is good at is facing the camera, but Tories claiming in three days he has righted the ship as if he did something maverick. It certainly wasn't rocket science what he did
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Exactly - all he did was undo what his predecessor did and start talking up significant spending reductions. None of this was ever implemented. Tories are just talking about doing things. Actually implementing things is much harder - if they think they can deliver any real terms spending cuts then they will again fall apart.
 
Octavian said:
They are more stable but I’m not confusing boring and sensible at all.. Biden is also an embarrassment, I feel sorry for him though as I do anyone who is in cognitive decline, he needs to be looked after, not leading the free world.
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Well, Biden seems to be doing a good enough job with the Ukraine conflict, not to mention a domestic agenda with student debt relief, drug reform and infrastructure act.

Also, seems he relaxed about calling out fascism in the GOP, so he was clearly sharp enough to spot it. Mind you, blind Pew could have spotted it, it’s just that most seem reluctant to voice it.
 
Octavian said:
They are more stable but I’m not confusing boring and sensible at all.. Biden is also an embarrassment, I feel sorry for him though as I do anyone who is in cognitive decline, he needs to be looked after, not leading the free world.
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Why are you just spouting Donald Trump slurs about Biden.
There is no actual evidence that he is in cognitive decline. He is not as eloquent as many but that is down to his long standing speech impediment, and he's not as spritely as someone 20 years younger but that doesn't mean he's senile.
 


Honestly this is staggering. This leads on from my last post



They registered a Tortoise to vote. A pet friggin TORTOISE !!
 
west didsblue said:
Why are you just spouting Donald Trump slurs about Biden.
There is no actual evidence that he is in cognitive decline. He is not as eloquent as many but that is down to his long standing speech impediment, and he's not as spritely as someone 20 years younger but that doesn't mean he's senile.
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They’re not Donald Trump slurs, I don’t listen to Donald Trump… I’ve just seen him speak quite a bit and heard the opinions of Americans and being someone who has lived with someone who was senile and developed dementia, the signs are there unfortunately.

There’s no way that man is fit to be in the job he is, even though I do agree with the majority of the policies.

Pretending it’s not there is actually a cruel thing to do to someone and is burying your head in the sand.
 
Octavian said:
They’re not Donald Trump slurs, I don’t listen to Donald Trump… I’ve just seen him speak quite a bit and heard the opinions of Americans and being someone who has lived with someone who was senile and developed dementia, the signs are there unfortunately.

There’s no way that man is fit to be in the job he is, even though I do agree with the majority of the policies.

Pretending it’s not there is actually a cruel thing to do to someone and is burying your head in the sand.
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I'm not parrroting Trump slurs!!!!



procedes to parrot every Trump talking point about Biden...
 
If politicians, of all parties, were really in it for the good of the country, we would now be talking about a government of national unity combining the interests and talents of all parties and involving all regions of the UK. The fact that this is not even raised tells you everything you need to know about our politicians, in my view.
 
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