Stupid little things that bug you

[Bluechipblue]

These fandangled sayings “doubled down” what the hell does this mean? It drives me potty.

This, and 'pushing back'. I'm looking at you Jordan.

 

[Blue Mist]

I saw a thing years ago that showed that the people that put the paper on so that it comes over the top and at the front were, for the most part, male and the ones that did it the other way were mainly female.
Apart from the obvious reason that the physics dictate that it should be over the top and at the front, I personally am not in touch with my feminine side enough to go against the norm.

I'm suprised you bother putting The Daily Kentuckian in the holder.

 

[Barcon]

I'm suprised you bother putting The Daily Kentuckian in the holder.

I’ll always remember having to use newspaper in the outside bog. Usually had a big spider hiding in it.

 

[idahoblues]

Maybe you are Trans.

Mat’s the Tran driver

 

[idahoblues]

I don’t even notice which way it is!

Pay attention ffs!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Pay attention ffs!

I’m not Mahrez.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I’m not Mahrez.

Takes a better penalty for starters

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Takes a better penalty for starters

I’d love to think so, but I guess it would be different in front of 50k+ with a decent keeper in goal.

I was awesome down the park though. ;-)

 

[Barcon]

People that can’t show up on time. Been at work since 8am waiting for these pricks to deliver the kitchen.
It’s two 0 fucking clock now.
I’m going to miss the kick off because of these useless twats.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Setting off fireworks when it's still daylight. What's the point?

Drugs have arrived. At least that was the reason in Oldham.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Pies have arrived. At least that was the reason in Oldham.

Fixed

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Fixed

You're mixing it up with Wigan.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Fucking post offices! Whenever I go in one of the bastards there’s a massive queue because each persons query takes so long to sort out. Streamline that shit ffs!

 

[give it to gordon]

Fucking post offices! Whenever I go in one of the bastards there’s a massive queue because each persons query takes so long to sort out. Streamline that shit ffs!

People behind me queues who get annoyed when the nice person in the post office is sorting out my query ;)

 

[Big Swifty]

How is it that when anyone has to go to hospital in Coronation Street (as they frequently do) they are invariably put in a nice private ward, instead of sharing a public ward with five other old buggers, all snoring, farting, talking in their sleep, moaning, coughing and with nurses coming in all night to see to them and waking you up, like happens to me?

Are they all in some private health scheme?

 

[Blue Mist]

snoring, farting, talking in their sleep, moaning, coughing and with nurses coming in all night to see to them and waking you up, like happens to me?

Are they all in some private health scheme?

Bloody hell, I have finally found someone that admits to watching Corrry. Do you go to meetings on a second Tuesday of the month.... 'Hi my name is Big Swifty and I watch Coronation Street '

Is Fred still in it, I SAID IS FRED STILL IN IT'

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Sad fuckers who watch Coronation Street

 

[Big Swifty]

Bloody hell, I have finally found someone that admits to watching Corrry. Do you go to meetings on a second Tuesday of the month.... 'Hi my name is Big Swifty and I watch Coronation Street '

Is Fred still in it, I SAID IS FRED STILL IN IT'

No, but the Mrs likes to watch and I am compelled to be present while it's on.

I didn't say I actually WATCHED it.......

 

[Stoned Rose]

Men not wearing socks
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The fact the shoes are brown would be enough for a kicking in my book.

 

[Stoned Rose]

A pub I was in yesterday, some scruffy tw*t left a soiled nappy on one of the tables.
I've been going in pubs for 50 years
and never seen that before.
Standards have slipped!

Must have been on the Guiness the night before.