Great sayings..

[JRockBlues]

‘The trouble with always keeping both feet firmly on the ground is that you can never take your pants off.’

 

[Barcon]

I have no idea why but whenever we saw someone riding a bike we would shout, "Get off and milk it".

 

[Saddleworth2]

to fail to plan is to plan to fail.
you don't get many of them t' the pund
as welcome as a fart in a lift/spacesuit
like a weasel/ferret up a drainpipe
Aye right
beggars canae be choosers
blowin a hoolie

 

[lazerblue]

you don't look at the fireplace while your poking the fire

 

[lazerblue]

"I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil" - in reference to someone painfully thin.

more meat on a jockey's whip

 

[shemnel]

to those being particularly useless at seeing something in front of them; "Are your eyes painted on?"

 

[lazerblue]

old fella i used to work with years ago, if i dropped a bollock with something he used to say "you want yer face blackin" still don't know to this day!

 

[Bill Walker]

I have no idea why but whenever we saw someone riding a bike we would shout, "Get off and milk it".

And they'd shout "I can't it's a bull"

 

[Gabriel]

‘That sort's nowt a pound. And shit's tuppence’

 

[mexico1970]

A face like a smugglers Parrot.

 

[Charlesfarsbar]

Face like it’s been set on fire and put out with a hammer

 

[J.G.Blue.]

I worked for a old bloke who used to say, "He's all there with his cough drops" which would mean he is not stupid, still use it myself and most people havnt got a clue what I am on about.

 

[KS55]

you don't look at the fireplace while your poking the fire

Surely “you don’t look at the mantelpiece etc”

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

My gran used to say that I was ‘thicker than two short planks’
WTF?

And are you?

 

[KS55]

There’s a cheque in the post.
I promise not to…..

 

[nellyonthewing]

When throwing caution to the wind a friend would say 'Faint heart never fucked a pig".

 

[Blue Mist]

I have no idea why but whenever we saw someone riding a bike we would shout, "Get off and milk it".

@Barcon You are thinking back to the 60's and bicycles. There was a type of handlebar called 'cowhorns'.

 

[Blue Mist]

Of course I love you



I wouldn't be fucking you if I didn't.

 

[AKA 55 year old teenager]

My dad always said to me when I was going on a date "keep your knickers up, and your skirt down and you will be ok"

 

[Bill Walker]

My dad always said to me when I was going on a date "keep your knickers up, and your skirt down and you will be ok"

What would he have said if you were a girl :)