Great sayings..

[Fat Chance]

Liverpool are our derby

 

[RadcliffeRick]

As popular as a fart in a spacesuit or as popular as a pork pie at a Jewish wedding

 

[Bill Walker]

Will you all fuck right off with your grannys sayings, the OP doesn't give a fuck. We covered Grannys sayings about 2 weeks ago. The Op wanted sayings like...…

'they wanna be careful with them arrows, they'll 'ave someone's eye out. - King Harold 1066

King Harold probably wasn't from Manchester.
Feel sure he would've said 'those arrows'

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

@nimrod Are great sayings including cliches pal? I like cliches, most are true.

What doesn't Kill you makes you stronger.

And

Life is a learning curve. Two true cliches of many...

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”

Fucking A.

 

[Bill Walker]

@nimrod Are great sayings including cliches pal? I like cliches, most are true.

What doesn't Kill you makes you stronger.

And

Life is a learning curve. Two true cliches of many...

Yes mate.
As long as you don't say....

We're not reinventing the wheel.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Dogmatic and barking. You'll never winalot stirred up in a bowl

Just so, PAL.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Just so, PAL.

Did you call me pal cos I have an head like a lump of dogmeat ? : /

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

My mate used to say this when he saw a good looking girl." If she was my daughter I would still be bathing her ".

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

If your cock was as big as your mouth, you would be a porn star.