Songs that tòok the piss

[Winchester]

Anyone remember sarcy songs when we were so poor aimed at the opposition?

On 22/10/1980 Spurs came to Maine Road and we were yet to win a game under Malcom

I remember we went 3-0 up much to every onr's astonishment

Then the song belted out from the Kippax.

"Oh Tottenham Hotspur the only football team to lose in Manchester"

Classic.

Anyone else remember Songs like this taking the piss?

 

[SamTheGuru]

Boring boring City!
Boring boring City!

 

[lasereyes]

Park the bus, Park the bus, Man United
Park the bus, Park the bus, I say
Park the bus, Park the bus, Man United
Playing football the Mourinho way

 

[Keeper!]

Remember my Dad talking about the Osgood no good chant against the old Chelsea player Peter Osgood.

Apparently Peter did not take it well and it became a major problem and irritation to him.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Away at Stoke as a title was about to be won.
"Mourinho, are you listening
To the song that we're singing.
We're 17 in front ... "

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Away at Stoke as a title was about to be won.
"Mourinho, are you listening
To the song that we're singing.
We're 17 in front ... "

Who put the ball in MUs net
......half the fuckin team did

 

[threespires]

Seem to remember one of the games where arsenal were out of sight after 30 mins, we 'swapped' songs with their away fans, singing a couple of each others songs. That was in the days when we posed no threat so their fans used to phone in to 606 to say they liked us, wasn't too long after that the soft twats were seeing their arses about us though was it.

 

[Indaparkside]

Your gonna be the one that saves us
and after all your our Alan Ball

 

[Indaparkside]

We never win at home
The old school know the meaning of the song the youngsters sing today

 

[J.G.Blue.]

"We get more in the junior blues" most away games at smaller clubs back in the day, Also "Subbuteo" when the ball went over the roof

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Alan Ball/David Moyes is a football genius

 

[Cellarite]

We never win at home
The old school know the meaning of the song the youngsters sing today

To this day, I swear it was...

"We DON'T win at home, and we never win away"

 

[Indaparkside]

To this day, I swear it was...

"We DON'T win at home, and we never win away"

Too pissed backed then to remember MCFC OK

 

[RiversideBlue]

We never win at home
The old school know the meaning of the song the youngsters sing today

Had this on a T shirt with Frank Clark's Blue and White Army on the back!

 

[Berts Neck]

When the ball hits the net,it's not Torres or Shrek, it's AGUERO....

 

[Petetheblu]

You should have stayed in the Woolpack, to any traveling Yorkshire fans.

I can't remember the team we played, but they turned up to Maine Road with about 60 fans and we sang "You must have come in a taxi".....Very funny back then.

 

[jimharri]

Has to be....

"It shoulda been ten,
It shoulda been ten,
You lucky bastards,
It shoulda been 10..."

 

[BillCarlisle]

Remember my Dad talking about the Osgood no good chant against the old Chelsea player Peter Osgood.

Apparently Peter did not take it well and it became a major problem and irritation to him.

I was at that match. It was in the 60's at Maine Road, I think our first season back in the old 1st Div under Joe & Big Mal. The Chelsea fans were singing 'Osgood IS good, Osgood IS good'. To which the Kippax responded 'Osgood NO good, Osgood NO good'

Osgood gave 2 V-signs to the Kippax, and had the last laugh as City lost. TBF he WAS good that afternoon.

 

[liamctid]

"5 More Years" - at Old Trafford March 2014, 3-0 up in The Chosen Ones first and sadly only season

 

[IOWBlue]

"come in a taxi, you should have come in a taxi"
"you're so shit it's unbelievable"
"score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel"
"get to work you lazy twats"
"ryan giggs is illegitimate, ........."