Songs that tòok the piss

M16 citeh said:
'Hel never shag a sexy bird tevez tevez' to 'were sorry for the hurtful words tevez tevez were sure your shagging lots of birds'
'Oh Wayne Rooney it's adebayors!'
To Ryan Giggs 'can you taste your brother's dick '
To Ashley Cole 'simon cowell is shagging your wife '
To clattenburg 'oh clattenburg your a fucking arsehole'

Some of my personal favourites lol
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The baby's not yours was class! It's not Kai Wayne Rooney, it's Kai Adebayor!
 
Wafty Cranker said:
I think the arsehole one was Graham Poll.
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There has been many lol. I just remember it being a derby and a player was down in the box and twattenburg was stood next to the south stand for a good few minutes while we sang that at top volume. he looked like he wanted to melt into the turf
 
Winchester said:
Anyone remember sarcy songs when we were so poor aimed at the opposition?

On 22/10/1980 Spurs came to Maine Road and we were yet to win a game under Malcom

I remember we went 3-0 up much to every onr's astonishment

Then the song belted out from the Kippax.

"Oh Tottenham Hotspur the only football team to lose in Manchester"

Classic.

Anyone else remember Songs like this taking the piss?
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Was this a midweek game?
Remember a game vs spurs being a night match around this time when we hadn't won for ages
 
Keowns got a monkeys face.
Sung loudly at Martin Keown… check him out he really does too.
 
I know a man who can build you a roof

away end getting pissed wet through as it didn't have a roof
Swindon quite a few years ago
 
ROBSH34 said:
Seem to recall a home game v QPR in the 70's at Maine Road with the ex City player Stan Bowles playing for QPR. The papers at the time were full of news that Stans wife had left him and no one knew where she was. Stan came over to take a throw in front of the Kippax and was met with a chorus of Stanley Stanley wheres your wife, Stanley wheres your wife. Stan then dropped the ball, turned round to the Kippax, lifted his arms and shrugged his shoulders as if to say he hadn't a clue. Cue the biggest cheer of the day.
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Yeah saw that on the day. Loved Stanley.
 
Aston Villa early nineties ex Utd goalie Les Sealey, had an altercation with one of his defenders, got absolute pelters the rest of the gams fron the Kippax, Sealey belongs in a mental hospital.
 
Eds said:
we must have a thing for keepers' wives as I recall one being sung to Neville Southall about his.
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Not a city one but Andy goram at rangers whilst undergoing mental health issues was treated to the ditty "2 andy gorams, theres only" etc
 
Indaparkside said:
The aimed at spice beckham bus ride to stoke if I remember right
She’s got an hairy beaver and when she’s shagging beckham she thinks of Nicky weaver
Carlo Nash
Samaras and on and on the song went
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Lad on the tube for a London game last season went through every verse of that, absolutely hilarious
 
Indaparkside said:
The aimed at spice beckham bus ride to stoke if I remember right
She’s got an hairy beaver and when she’s shagging beckham she thinks of Nicky weaver
Carlo Nash
Samaras and on and on the song went
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I can’t remember all the verses but I loved that tune and them days , even though we where absolute dog shit .
 
Posh Spice had an illegitimate
Steve Bruce is the elephant man
Two from the nineties.
 
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