Songs that tòok the piss

[fallowfield]

"You're not incredible" v Porto

 

[Indaparkside]

You can stick your fucking treble up your arse
After beating Gillingham

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Does your Mrs know you’re here
To several erring opposition players over the years!

 

[mat]

After Jason pineapple head Lee scored his hat trick goal in the first half.

Qué Sera Sera
Whatever will be will be
We're going to Grimsby
Qué Sera Sera

 

[City Hobgoblin]

"Is that coat from Matalan?"

 

[Indaparkside]

Who’s up Mary brown who’s up Mary brown tommy tommy docherty

 

[ancoats]

you should have come on a donkey

 

[ROBSH34]

Seem to recall a home game v QPR in the 70's at Maine Road with the ex City player Stan Bowles playing for QPR. The papers at the time were full of news that Stans wife had left him and no one knew where she was. Stan came over to take a throw in front of the Kippax and was met with a chorus of Stanley Stanley wheres your wife, Stanley wheres your wife. Stan then dropped the ball, turned round to the Kippax, lifted his arms and shrugged his shoulders as if to say he hadn't a clue. Cue the biggest cheer of the day.

 

[skivitheblue9320]

Think it was Roger Fitzpatrick the rather rotund referee, if my memory serves me right, late 70’s, early 80’s, he fell over and had to be replaced with the assistant ref, when a decison went against us with the replacement ref, (as it always did), we sang, ‘ we want the fat twat back’!!!

 

[supercity88]

She's here, she's there, she's every fucking where Kenny's wife, Kenny's wife. Great chant away at Sheffield United to Paddy Kenny.