Songs that tòok the piss

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Alan Ball/David Moyes is a football genius

 

[Cellarite]

We never win at home
The old school know the meaning of the song the youngsters sing today

To this day, I swear it was...

"We DON'T win at home, and we never win away"

 

[Indaparkside]

To this day, I swear it was...

"We DON'T win at home, and we never win away"

Too pissed backed then to remember MCFC OK

 

[RiversideBlue]

We never win at home
The old school know the meaning of the song the youngsters sing today

Had this on a T shirt with Frank Clark's Blue and White Army on the back!

 

[Berts Neck]

When the ball hits the net,it's not Torres or Shrek, it's AGUERO....

 

[Petetheblu]

You should have stayed in the Woolpack, to any traveling Yorkshire fans.

I can't remember the team we played, but they turned up to Maine Road with about 60 fans and we sang "You must have come in a taxi".....Very funny back then.

 

[jimharri]

Has to be....

"It shoulda been ten,
It shoulda been ten,
You lucky bastards,
It shoulda been 10..."

 

[BillCarlisle]

Remember my Dad talking about the Osgood no good chant against the old Chelsea player Peter Osgood.

Apparently Peter did not take it well and it became a major problem and irritation to him.

I was at that match. It was in the 60's at Maine Road, I think our first season back in the old 1st Div under Joe & Big Mal. The Chelsea fans were singing 'Osgood IS good, Osgood IS good'. To which the Kippax responded 'Osgood NO good, Osgood NO good'

Osgood gave 2 V-signs to the Kippax, and had the last laugh as City lost. TBF he WAS good that afternoon.

 

[liamctid]

"5 More Years" - at Old Trafford March 2014, 3-0 up in The Chosen Ones first and sadly only season

 

[IOWBlue]

"come in a taxi, you should have come in a taxi"
"you're so shit it's unbelievable"
"score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel"
"get to work you lazy twats"
"ryan giggs is illegitimate, ........."