Songs that tòok the piss

[fallowfield]

"You're not incredible" v Porto

 

[Indaparkside]

You can stick your fucking treble up your arse
After beating Gillingham

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Does your Mrs know you’re here
To several erring opposition players over the years!

 

[mat]

After Jason pineapple head Lee scored his hat trick goal in the first half.

Qué Sera Sera
Whatever will be will be
We're going to Grimsby
Qué Sera Sera

 

[City Hobgoblin]

"Is that coat from Matalan?"

 

[Indaparkside]

Who’s up Mary brown who’s up Mary brown tommy tommy docherty

 

[ancoats]

you should have come on a donkey

 

[ROBSH34]

Seem to recall a home game v QPR in the 70's at Maine Road with the ex City player Stan Bowles playing for QPR. The papers at the time were full of news that Stans wife had left him and no one knew where she was. Stan came over to take a throw in front of the Kippax and was met with a chorus of Stanley Stanley wheres your wife, Stanley wheres your wife. Stan then dropped the ball, turned round to the Kippax, lifted his arms and shrugged his shoulders as if to say he hadn't a clue. Cue the biggest cheer of the day.

 

[skivitheblue9320]

Think it was Roger Fitzpatrick the rather rotund referee, if my memory serves me right, late 70’s, early 80’s, he fell over and had to be replaced with the assistant ref, when a decison went against us with the replacement ref, (as it always did), we sang, ‘ we want the fat twat back’!!!

 

[supercity88]

She's here, she's there, she's every fucking where Kenny's wife, Kenny's wife. Great chant away at Sheffield United to Paddy Kenny.

 

[sweeps feet]

Remember my Dad talking about the Osgood no good chant against the old Chelsea player Peter Osgood.

Apparently Peter did not take it well and it became a major problem and irritation to him.

Yes I remember that ,the following week we sang Osgood was good .

 

[Bluemoon dan]

'Are you watching Macclesfield?' At Stoke once it became obvious we were going down.

And from a similar time away at Sheff Utd when they chanted 'we hate Wednesday ' and we replied with 'we hate Saturday'.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I remember walking out of Ewood Park when we sent Blackburn down. I blurted out - "you're going down with a chicken in the oven" - in reference to their owners. Quite a few blues thought it amusing and joined in.

 

[M16 citeh]

'Hel never shag a sexy bird tevez tevez' to 'were sorry for the hurtful words tevez tevez were sure your shagging lots of birds'
'Oh Wayne Rooney it's adebayors!'
To Ryan Giggs 'can you taste your brother's dick '
To Ashley Cole 'simon cowell is shagging your wife '
To clattenburg 'oh clattenburg your a fucking arsehole'

Some of my personal favourites lol

 

[laserblue]

I still find "Your coat is from Matalan" aimed at Mourinho a good 'un.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Ocean Finance.

 

[Dirty Harry]

All songs relating to ‘Alan’, daft sod even thanked us afterwards.
Funny as fuck that night.

 

[jimbopm]

I remember Fulham at home days after Joe Hart had just done the head and shoulders advert, he took a load of good natured stick from the South stand that day, which he took in good spirits.
" Where's your dandruff gone?"
"He's head and shoulders above the rest"
"Let's all do the Joey (complete with mock hair massaging gesture) etc.

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

She's here, she's there, she's every fucking where Kenny's wife, Kenny's wife. Great chant away at Sheffield United to Paddy Kenny.

we must have a thing for keepers' wives as I recall one being sung to Neville Southall about his.

 

[Wafty Cranker]

'Hel never shag a sexy bird tevez tevez' to 'were sorry for the hurtful words tevez tevez were sure your shagging lots of birds'
'Oh Wayne Rooney it's adebayors!'
To Ryan Giggs 'can you taste your brother's dick '
To Ashley Cole 'simon cowell is shagging your wife '
To clattenburg 'oh clattenburg your a fucking arsehole'

Some of my personal favourites lol

I think the arsehole one was Graham Poll.