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[Mad Eyed Screamer]

It's the "Have's v The Have Nots" as hard up Liverpool face mega rich City in the Cup

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

How drawing Man City away could get liVARpool's quintuple back on track. :-)

 

[ninjamonkey]

Liverpool once more handed tough cup draw as city continue to be awarded easy ties.

 

[Gundoggin]

Manchester City are so rich we haven’t been able to have a parade for years and years so we smashed up their team coach to make it happen right in front of our own police force who saw nothing despite live world wide tv coverage. It wasn’t our fault laaaa

 

[eyalluvitt]

"City are still yet to sell a single ticket for the Carabao Cup game against the Champions elect Reds next month"

 

[jrb]

Liverpool legend Danny Murphy knows 101% that Jude Bellingham won’t get into City’s midfield and has already signed for Liverpool.

 

[eyalluvitt]

‘Is playing for England a downgrade for generational talent Trent?’

 

[JASR]

Liverpools astounding unbeaten run continues for another week, former star striker Aldridge predicts the incredible run to have at least another 5 weeks of unstoppable reds.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Why it's OK for Liverpool fans to be English for 5 weeks

 

[fitzy blue]

Liverpool offer themselves up as a cheaper alternative to the tv show "I'm a celebrity get me out of here".
They say they have a good supply of rats and cockroaches.
Attract celebrities only interested in a big payday.
Supply warm temperatures with naturally having plenty of hot air.
They would just put a different slant on things like "Bush tucker trials" which would be renamed "Drug pusher trials"
Discussions continue.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Liverpool offer themselves up as a cheaper alternative to the tv show "I'm a celebrity get me out of here".
They say they have a good supply of rats and cockroaches.
Attract celebrities only interested in a big payday.
Supply warm temperatures with naturally having plenty of hot air.
They would just put a different slant on things like "Bush tucker trials" which would be renamed "Drug pusher trials"
Discussions continue.

Or how about "I'm a Scouse celebrity get me out of here"
A new show highlighting how Scousers who make it good and gob off about how great the city and its people are - but can't wait to fuck off from there as soon as they can.
Narrated by Tarby....

 

[Blue Til Death]

Why always us.. ?

 

[bluetonium]

Why FSG getting out is not an admission of failure to compete with City

Inside tonight: Pull out special map of UK resident world cup stars' mansions, and the earliest they could be back home.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Or how about "I'm a Scouse celebrity get me out of here"
A new show highlighting how Scousers who make it good and gob off about how great the city and its people are - but can't wait to fuck off from there as soon as they can.
Narrated by Tarby....

Shirley it would be “ I’m a scouser let me in there “
Have to complete tasks such as throwing people into fountains, wrecking coaches, group beating of a Villa fan and the famous slab from Floor six on the bonce.
Finally trying to jib in in a game.
Whoever is most offended stays in the following week.

 

[KS55]

Why Dubai should buy Liverpool.

 

[ganganvince]

Or how about "I'm a Scouse celebrity get me out of here"
A new show highlighting how Scousers who make it good and gob off about how great the city and its people are - but can't wait to fuck off from there as soon as they can.
Narrated by Tarby....

With input from all the Beatles

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

With input from all the Beatles

Good luck with John and George's input.....

 

[mat]

How not playing this weekend benefits Klopps redmen

 

[jamesha]

World Cup kick off featuring Qatar versus Ecuador is actually all about Liverpool because <<<<insert tenuous link here>>>>

 

[Protein Junkie]

World Cup kick featuring Qatar versus Ecuador is actually all about Liverpool because <<<<insert tenuous link here>>>>

They are both shite too