Rubbish Chants

[mexico1970]

EIEIEIO Up the football league we go

To the tune of knees up mother brown

 

[AlgarveBlu]

Where were you when you were shit

 

[Ric]

All those generic shite ones, usually sung by away fans:

Your support is fucking shit
Is this a library
Is there a fire drill
We can see you sneaking out

 

[manclad]

Newcastle fans now singing about empty seats to Sheffield Wednesday fans. Does my head in.

Of course there’s fucking empty seats. They’ve been in the lower divisions for decades, the games on telly and Newcastle aren’t much of a draw.

And I can’t stand all that “is this a library?” Studf from away fans. Nothing says that you are a little club all giddy on your big day out more than that.

From our own repertoire I can’t stand that new “Follow Follow” one. It’s damaged the atmosphere at our ground because it’s a dirge and it’s gets sing a dozen times in the first ten minutes at every home game now.

I'm completely opposite to you Dave.
Follow,Follow is based on "The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin and is one of the original Ragtime songs from the early part of the 20th century. It was also modified and then used extensively in the film " The Sting".
A very simple but catchy tune and easy to listen to and more importantly to football fans,it's very easy to sing along to.

 

[failsworthblueboy]

Give us an R

 

[spacecadet]

Newcastle fans now singing about empty seats to Sheffield Wednesday fans. Does my head in.

Of course there’s fucking empty seats. They’ve been in the lower divisions for decades, the games on telly and Newcastle aren’t much of a draw.

And I can’t stand all that “is this a library?” Studf from away fans. Nothing says that you are a little club all giddy on your big day out more than that.

From our own repertoire I can’t stand that new “Follow Follow” one. It’s damaged the atmosphere at our ground because it’s a dirge and it’s gets sing a dozen times in the first ten minutes at every home game now.

The club that was getting less than 13000 pre Keegan.

 

[Maccblue]

That billion in the bank song is one that irritates me
Utter shite

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

The Edin Dzeko chant…

 

[Maccblue]

Where's your European Cup.
When we do win it, hope we never sing that to anyone else.

When we play Dippers, Chelsea, Villa & Forest that first time after
“Here’s our European Cup” on repeat for 90 minutes

 

[lancs blue]

That billion in the bank song is one that irritates me
Utter shite

Absolutely, never join in with that one at aways.

 

[WestGorton]

I like billion in the bank as it's daft. Really good on tube stations.

 

[1961_vintage]

The club that was getting less than 13000 pre Keegan.

Most clubs are the same. Arsenal, rags, Liverpool, Newcastle etc. In "normal" times they have a core support that pretty much acts with a bit of humility and dignity. Then the whiff of success breezes in on the wind and all the leeching twats crawl out of the woodwork, vacuous sky echo chambers the fucking lot of them.

 

[bada bing]

Not a song but,’ handball’ after every touch when someone has a failed appeal.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Any variation of colour with Army at the end does my box in.

 

[manclad]

Any variation of colour with Army at the end does my box in.

Gordon Lee's
Black and White Army

Wembley 1976 League Cup Final !!!

 

[Dirty Harry]

Not ours, but the Spurs “he’s one of our own” song, really grates on me, it’s shit, obvious, and so fuckin cockney.

 

[red 2 hats]

This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
You signed Phil Jones
We signed Kun Aguero

When we sing that to any team but the scum, embarrassing.

 

[Kinkybyname]

this city is yours... this city is yours.
20,000 empty seats, are you fucking sure

 

[Pablo123]

You’re going home in blue and white ambulance

 

[dickie davies]

Give us an R

I always dread us drawing Borussia Mönchengladbach in the Champions league as you know the bloke with the megaphone is going to shout "give us a B"