Joke thread

Stuuuuuu said:
Well the little snowflake has posted a ludicrous number of anti-Prince Harry jokes. It seems he has spat his dummy out about his Royal masters being exposed. Poor little weakling that he is.
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It's the 'joke thread', nothing on here is meant to be taken seriously.

He's also posted a number of non-related, widely topical memes and jokes. I doubt there's any malice there. In any case, chill out boo.
 
Stuuuuuu said:
Well the little snowflake has posted a ludicrous number of anti-Prince Harry jokes. It seems he has spat his dummy out about his Royal masters being exposed. Poor little weakling that he is.
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oh my gosh, what a rebel! I bet you have a leather jacket, long hair and listen to pop music on a transistor radio, you little rebel you
 
KS55 said:
Takes me back to the days when university towns were awash with students cycling about wearing stockings and suspenders. Lots of flashes of stocking tops and milky white thighs. And that was just the men.
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I remember those days. I was one of them on the way to the vicar and tarts parties, and I am a bloke!
 
Stuuuuuu said:
Well the little snowflake has posted a ludicrous number of anti-Prince Harry jokes. It seems he has spat his dummy out about his Royal masters being exposed. Poor little weakling that he is.
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i post for.a laugh
i aint no royalist
for from it
put me on ignore
 
blue44 said:
i post for.a laugh
i aint no royalist
for from it
put me on ignore
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It’s the bloody joke thread mate, I don’t know what people are expecting.

Those Harry jokes are funny. Anyone in human history who’s got a sibling, close in age, has come to blows with them so most people can relate to the jokes because - shock horror - siblings fight and fall out a lot! And it’s funny because it’s headline News and it’s as if he thinks he must be the only person in human history who’s had a scrap with their sibling because of the warped bubble he’s lived in his entire life.

My Sister used to run into the living room when I was watching tele and turn the tele off and run off. Then I’d go and beat the shit out of her (to a reasonable degree, never really hurt her!). On one occasion she fought back but she wasn’t holding back, she fucking leathered me! Then you’re best mates again the next day. Neither of us ever even grassed each other up to our Mam, never mind broadcast it to the world ‘oh he gave me a jolly big dig and I didn’t fight back’… wow, headline News for a week!

That’s why these are funny Stu, it’s got nowt to do with being a bloody Royalist for fuck’s sake. It’s the joke thread lighten up!
 
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