Anyone who uses the phrase non sequiturs.
And this....
And this....
And this....
And this dirge...
And above all this....
What you fail to understand is no matter how rational you think you are, you're an Arsenal fan, and Arsenal fans are like some weird cult that believes their club exists in only two states, greatness, or greatness on pause
When you're great you're the greatest there's ever been! And when you're shit, which in Arsenal speak is " paused greatness" you're just resting between bouts of greatness, but you're still great! You see now? You go from greatness to greatness and the gaps in between don't matter, even if they span 20 years! In fact that 20 year gap is a testimony to just how great your greatness is, coz you stayed great for two decades despite winning next to nothing!
I mean, how great is that?!