United Thread - 2022/23

[Blue Mist]

Wahey they're back.


Back in the fucking cupboard hiding away from City fans and reality.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Bring back any memories rat boy

Barcelona 7 Valencia 0

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

“That’s like 100-0 in the NFL.”

— Text from an American friend of mine who’s just beginning to pay attention to more aptly-named football

 

[Vienna_70]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.






























And so is Manchester.

 

[Silva2021]

Over this season and last United average per game 0.1 goals then their opponents.

City during that time 1.8.

18 times more.

These guys keep on scrapping through on marginal moments, the gulf between the teams is vast.

So when we play these guys in the cup, we’ll smash them!

 

[roach3]

Fuck me, I didn't think the "flying pig" was still doing his thing!! Gashtastic!

to be fair he was fucking hilarious in solskjaers seasons when the rags were getting twatted
the rest of em are shite

 

[SebastianBlue]

“That’s like 100-0 in the NFL.”

— Text from an American friend of mine who’s just beginning to pay attention to more-aptly named football

Tell him it’s even worse.

It’s like losing 14-0 in the first half and then coming back out and giving up 86 points unanswered in the second half.

 

[The Clansman]

Dunno why but feel like putting this classic song on again:

Seven Deadly Sins
Seven Ways to Win
Seven Holy Paths to Hell
And Your Trip begins

Seven downward slopes
Seven bloodied hopes
Seven are your burning fires,
Seven your desires...

Fab choice Blue

 

[creditunionhero]

If De Donut does not make Garth Crooks team of the week, questions need to be asked in parliament and at the UN.

 

[MikeF]

Good job Maguire didn’t play.

 

[Blue Budgie]

Still fuck all about the match on the MUEN website!

 

[burning blue soul]

Just shows how brittle that team is when they are evenly reffed against another epl favoured team.
Can't see them mentally bouncing back from this. Can see a major slide, unless the refs come in again to the rescue.

 

[paulchapo]

Still fuck all about the match on the MUEN website!

It never happened.

 

[Blu3m00n91]

All the talk from these lot about how good Martinez/varane/Casemiro are. They’ve conceded the 2nd most goals in the top 10 this season.

 

[ancoats]

who put the ball in the united net?

who put the ball in the united net?

half the fuck team did

 

[Stoned Rose]

So these are back in “transition” again?

 

[bluwes]

Just shows how brittle that team is when they are evenly reffed against another epl favoured team.
Can't see them mentally bouncing back from this. Can see a major slide, unless the refs come in again to the rescue.

Exactly this, confuses the fcuk out of PiGMOL

 

[bluebc]

Manchester United player ratings vs Liverpool as Fernandes and Shaw awful

Man United were hammered by Liverpool in the Premier League and here are how the players rated at Anfield.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

 

[ancoats]

Good job Maguire didn’t play.

they would have had to use roman numerals on the score board

 

[thegundogang]

All the talk from these lot about how good Martinez/varane/Casemiro are. They’ve conceded the 2nd most goals in the top 10 this season.

The fact they had the sheer cheek to even think about comparing Casemiro to Rodri is astounding.