United Thread - 2022/23

[big gaz]

C'mon now, you know Ten Bob will turn him into Maldini !

Not on Joey Holts no bastard way, but would pay good money to see it :-)
Maldini Jones has a ring to it like a Welsh ice cream seller ;-)

 

[KentBlue]

Alice on the same ward as McMurphy in One flew over would have been a different film ;-)

Absolutely brilliant film!

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Just when their fans were starting to forget about the scoreline at Anfield.

 

[jrb]

Rag Cafe is great tonight. Bar some honest Rags, it’s cheating, sports washing, means nothing, etc.

Saying that, when a club has over one billion supporters worldwide, according to United (arf!), you’re bound to get some bitter c*nts!

 

[saintquin]

Alice protesting, saying Wythenshawe Tony should be investigated. Ha ha ha ha

That was so hard to watch I had to stop it less than half way through.
They were so used to getting so many dodgy decisions for so long they just think it should happen all the time!

 

[Blue Floyd]

That was so hard to watch I had to stop it less than half way through.
They were so used to getting so many dodgy decisions for so long they just think it should happen all the time!

Dodgy wank.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Alice on the same ward as McMurphy in One flew over would have been a different film ;-)

Where's Nurse Ratched when you need her?

 

[Shaggy]

His name translates as Djemba Djemba...

So shit they named him twice

 

[Shaggy]

For the rags yes mate, what Ramos got away with for Madrid though was ridiculous.

Dirty filth,

 

[foggy1974]

C'mon now, you know Ten Bob will turn him into Maldini !

Is that the 54 year old Maldini

 

[dennishasdoneit]

The Honey Monster?

Has he bin back to Greece yet ?
If not,why not ?

 

[Blue Mist]

Has he bin back to Greece yet ?
If not,why not ?

Like Ronaldo was only dealt with (Everton incident) the week after he left the club, so Maguire won't see a Greek jail until he signs for Steve Bruce.

 

[Gazza]

Like Ronaldo was only dealt with (Everton incident) the week after he left the club, so Maguire won't see a Greek jail until he signs for Steve Bruce.

Is Steve Bruce the manager of FC United then?

 

[aguero93:20]

Not on Joey Holts no bastard way, but would pay good money to see it :-)
Maldini Jones has a ring to it like a Welsh ice cream seller ;-)

More like a dodgy Welsh drug dealer.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Ten Hag could ease big Casemiro blow by unleashing Man United’s £60k-p/w “monster” - opinion​

Can anyone guess who the "monster" is.

De Gea’s wang?

 

[Akira]

The Honey Monster?

Impossible he's only on 60k p/w. Triple that and you'd be close.

 

[KentBlue]

'Unleashing'? FFS! Who, Robbie Savage's son?

 

[thegundogang]

Forest fan is piping up again saying we desperately need stopping and 54k fans at a game is no one there. Guys got the arguments of an 8 year old and he’s pushing 50.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Forest fan is piping up again saying we desperately need stopping and 54k fans at a game is no one there. Guys got the arguments of an 8 year old and he’s pushing 50.

The rag gravy train is crawling up the slow line behind a spluttering old diesel while we are flashing past on a brand new express.

 

[dubblue]