It's Quiet 18 - Wanna ring the bell?

[foggy1974]

It's disgraceful. Everyone knows he's on 1.5 mill per week! We can't pay him anymore, can we?

Gonna have to resurrect the Yaya song.

How big will the cake be ????

 

[foggy1974]

Potentially big news coming out on Haaland.

Put a smile on faces.

The Premier league have agreed to drop all charges if he signs for the rags

 

[foggy1974]

What was VAR's decision?

Penalty to the rags

 

[yaya jamie]

I hope your little boy finally got seen mate and he will be okay?

Nice to meet you, even if I was worried for a minute when you grabbed me on the way out ;)

First question is the obvious one - hope all is OK what with being in A&E?

Second one - how on earth did you being TH come up? Or do you simply introduce yourself in person as that now lol

 

[Sir peace frog]

Well this morning I had the pleasure of meeting the man the myth the legend that is @tolmie's hairdoo at wythenshawe hospital in a&e.

What a lovely genuine fella was mint to finally meet you mate.

Ps I won’t spill the juicy info you shared :)

how did you know it was tolmie , did he have a "im an itk on bluemoon" tshirt on ?

 

[bigstanhibbert]

First question is the obvious one - hope all is OK what with being in A&E?

Second one - how on earth did you being TH come up? Or do you simply introduce yourself in person as that now lol

how did you know it was tolmie , did he have a "im an itk on bluemoon" tshirt on ?

Pretty sure @Ric has his own private health scheme for preferred posters, how else can he afford a yacht on Sale Water Park and powerboat on the ship canal

 

[Rammy Blue]

I hope your little boy finally got seen mate and he will be okay?

Nice to meet you, even if I was worried for a minute when you grabbed me on the way out ;)

Did you have a sign on your back to let him know who you were?

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Basically the OP pretends to know who we’re going to sign and posts cryptic videos to hint at it and loads of people then post gifs of people dancing etc

Careful, you'll have @Theo555 weeping into his vagina again.

 

[skillman]

First question is the obvious one - hope all is OK what with being in A&E?

Second one - how on earth did you being TH come up? Or do you simply introduce yourself in person as that now lol

The two burning questions, really.

 

[RobinHood]

What was VAR's decision?

What colour top was he wearing?

 

[GX Blue]

First question is the obvious one - hope all is OK what with being in A&E?

Second one - how on earth did you being TH come up? Or do you simply introduce yourself in person as that now lol

I imagine it went like this…..

Receptionist: Mr Hairdoo, the Dr will now see you.

Blue warrior: (Mr Hairdoo… Hmmmm surely not Tolmie’s Hairdoo) - Excuse me mate, before you see the Dr about your genital warts, is your first name Tolmie’s by any chance?

Tolmies Hairdoo: Why yes it is. By the way if you’re a blue, Haaland is going to sign a new deal, don’t tell anyone and have a great day.

Blue Warrior: Lovely, that will hopefully make my son feel better, Cheerio Mr Hairdoo. (I can’t believe his real name actually is Tolmie’s Hairdoo, who’d a thought it).

 

[aguero93:20]

Did you have a sign on your back to let him know who you were?

Or a funny hat?

 

[TonyM]

I imagine it went like this…..

Receptionist: Mr Hairdoo, the Dr will now see you.

Blue warrior: (Mr Hairdoo… Hmmmm surely not Tolmie’s Hairdoo) - Excuse me mate, before you see the Dr about your genital warts, is your first name Tolmie’s by any chance?

Tolmies Hairdoo: Why yes it is. By the way if you’re a blue, Haaland is going to sign a new deal, don’t tell anyone and have a great day.

Blue Warrior: Lovely, that will hopefully make my son feel better, Cheerio Mr Hairdoo. (I can’t believe his real name actually is Tolmie’s Hairdoo, who’d a thought it).

But what about the warts?

 

[aguero93:20]

But what about the warts?

Incurable. He got them from @dronefromsector7G so he's fucked. 2 years if he's lucky.

 

[Dadsupportedthem]

I haven't been on the forum much recently as all the FFP sickened my shite and iv lost a bit of interest.

Just a quick question from me...I see a lot of projections about big names joining us. Will players really be so willing to join with this massive Grey cloud hanging over us for the foreseeable?

 

[citizen_maine]

Yes

 

[Sir peace frog]

I haven't been on the forum much recently as all the FFP sickened my shite and iv lost a bit of interest.

Just a quick question from me...I see a lot of projections about big names joining us. Will players really be so willing to join with this massive Grey cloud hanging over us for the foreseeable?

you are prophet of doom and i claim my £5

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I haven't been on the forum much recently as all the FFP sickened my shite and iv lost a bit of interest.

Just a quick question from me...I see a lot of projections about big names joining us. Will players really be so willing to join with this massive Grey cloud hanging over us for the foreseeable?

What grey cloud, we’re innocent.





Hopefully

 

[1961_vintage]

I haven't been on the forum much recently as all the FFP sickened my shite and iv lost a bit of interest.

Just a quick question from me...I see a lot of projections about big names joining us. Will players really be so willing to join with this massive Grey cloud hanging over us for the foreseeable?

No they won't.

 

[1961_vintage]

It actually went like this…..

Receptionist: Mr Hairdoo, the Dr will now see you.

Blue warrior: (Mr Hairdoo… Hmmmm surely not Tolmie’s Hairdoo) - Excuse me mate, before you see the Dr about your genital warts, is your first name Tolmie’s by any chance?

Tolmies Hairdoo: Why yes it is. By the way if you’re a blue, check-out this old UB40 "One in Ten" video on You Tube. Obviously nothing to do with Erling, wink wink. Enjoy!

Blue Warrior: Lovely, that will hopefully make my son feel better, Cheerio Mr Hairdoo. (I can’t believe his real name actually is Tolmie’s Hairdoo, who’d a thought it).