United Thread - 2022/23

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Gray said:
Every day the BBC gossip page has them buying at least 3 players. Over an average month that would be 90 players and over a year 1k+ new players. Going to be a problem picking their best XI.
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Tabloid press tells the mindless drones the rags are about to sign Mbappe, Bellingham, Griezman, and the plastics going into mass-hysteria and convince themselves all is well on the raggy front. Then after the season tickets are bought and sold and the transfer window slams shut, they announce there has been some kind of last-second glitch in getting the paperwork through so the players they wanted won't be signing. But it's not all bad news, the club has announced that former Blackburn striker Chris Sutton has agreed to come out of retirement in order to assist the vermin and his wages will be a mere £475,000 a week.
 
Protein Junkie said:
Ok what wanker decided to give me an hour less to hate the Rag Scum today ?
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An American politician and inventor called Benjamin Franklin first came up with the idea while in Paris in 1784.
He suggested that if people got up earlier, when it was lighter, then it would save on candles.
But it arrived in the UK after Coldplay singer Chris Martin's great-great-grandfather, a builder called William Willett, thought it was a good idea too.
In 1907, he published a leaflet called The Waste of Daylight, encouraging people to get out of bed earlier.
Willett was a keen golfer and he got cross when his games would be cut short because the sun went down and there wasn't enough light to carry on playing.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Why the fuck is this thread on Page 2?

It will be the 10th anniversary of their last title win soon. How are we going to commemorate it?
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Hopefully by sending them a nice card with a picture of us lifting the League, Cup and CL trophies inside.
 
bluebc said:
An American politician and inventor called Benjamin Franklin first came up with the idea while in Paris in 1784.
He suggested that if people got up earlier, when it was lighter, then it would save on candles.
But it arrived in the UK after Coldplay singer Chris Martin's great-great-grandfather, a builder called William Willett, thought it was a good idea too.
In 1907, he published a leaflet called The Waste of Daylight, encouraging people to get out of bed earlier.
Willett was a keen golfer and he got cross when his games would be cut short because the sun went down and there wasn't enough light to carry on playing.
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That’s another reason to dislike him even more - shite Muzak and he got to shag Gwyneth Paltrow - twat!
 
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