United Thread - 2022/23

[yeseye]

They've sang about killing a Glazer haven't they?

They look like a bunch of killers!
Looks like Day release from Broadmoor.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Fortunately his 'limited one trick' is scoring goals

They’ve got eleven ponies with no tricks

 

[Xhavenjoe]

They’re lucky it wasn’t the Marshall!

Imagine the Puns if Martial had scored against them.

 

[mosssideblue]

The strength of the team Ten Bob fielded last night against the mighty Sherrif shows how fragile the scum have become

 

[Protein Junkie]

Imagine the Puns if Martial had scored against them.

I’m trying to imagine Martial scoring against anyone tbh .

 

[MouldensChippy]

The strength of the team Ten Bob fielded last night against the mighty Sherrif shows how fragile the scum have become

Looks like he used his full strength viagra to do the rusty sherrifs badge !

 

[Blue Mist]

Heard Utd referred to a being "Still the talent factory it ever was"....Now that sentence is possibly factually correct due to the opaqueness of the English language...However I think it was meant as a compliment.

I'm struggling to think of who was the last true talent to come through the system and be sold for top dollar.

There could well be a blindingly obvious one that my hatred of the Tw@s wont let me remember

I think you'd have to go back to the time PR37 escaped to find a player who they got decent money for.

 

[talkativesprout]

I think you'd have to go back to the time PR37 escaped to find a player who they got decent money for.

But they bought him on the back of a good international tournament if memory serves me right.

 

[crazyg]

They’ve got eleven ponies with no tricks

"Pony and trap" is rhyming slang for what they are.

 

[Cellarite]

But they bought him on the back of a good international tournament if memory serves me right.

No, they bought him on the back of a friendly match. Kills me to say it but he was a superb find.