United Thread - 2022/23

[lancs blue]

Well that was a nice surprise after working most of the day, looks as if the rags are reverting to their standard level of shitness. What happened to Captain Birdseye, the "world class striker"?

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Well that was a nice surprise after working most of the day, looks as if the rags are reverting to their standard level of shitness. What happened to Captain Birdseye, the "world class striker"?

He walked about a bit, fell over a couple of times and had a paddy at the ref for not awarding him a free kick.
That was about it I think.

 

[Semper aggressus]

Their ignorance and delusion continues and even extends to the players. Luke Shaw saying they’re the “biggest club in the world”. With that level of bullshit their decline will continue as they’ll keep failing to even try and be in the top four biggest clubs in the league never mind the world.

Would be funny if ten hag is the next manager sacked. Pep is seeing them off one by one.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Rashford has absolutely carried these cunts this season, but he's now running on fumes.

The rest are utter dog wank, and without his goals are fucked. +4 GD the worst in the top 8, absolute frauds.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Rashford has absolutely carried these cunts this season, but he's now running on fumes.

The rest are utter dog wank, and without his goals are fucked. +4 GD the worst in the top 8, absolute frauds.

Let's be fair, St. Fishfingers was on deaths door before the International break. No wonder he was a bit jaded today.

 

[Kinkybyname]

proud of my caption this evening

■CART HORST: The Dutch striker fluffs a rare chance as Erik ten Hag’s men struggled

 

[Shaggy]

Are Trafford Rovers still in the premier league title race like Sky were telling us a few weeks ago ?
Also are they on for this quadruple thing too ?

Asking for a friend

 

[waspish]

Rashford holding of on signing a new contract because he is waiting to see what direction the club is going in! Really!? They stood by the kunt when he couldn’t kick the ball without it going out of play or falling on his arse! Shown himself up for being big headed kunt

 

[havefaith]

I do believe that at one point I saw Bruno moaning to the referee. Did they not have a good day? I did.

Was that pre kick off, i,m sure he came out of the womb moaning with a face like a slapped arse.

 

[Edghill OG]

Title challenge seems to be faltering somewhat. That's a shame. I was truly convinced they were on for the quadruple back in January........ Cough.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Rashford holding of on signing a new contract because he is waiting to see what direction the club is going in! Really!? They stood by the kunt when he couldn’t kick the ball without it going out of play or falling on his arse! Shown himself up for being big headed kunt

He wants £500,000 a week. His PR firm will soon wheel out the PSG want to sign him bollocks again.

However, I get the feeling the current boss would happily loan him to Bolton for taking the piss.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Blue Mist]

Never understood why basically all members of the rag cult thinks ETH is a genius and the best thing thats happened to them since bacon face. Comes in with a CV similar to Frank de Boer, the worst manager in PL history. Spends 250m. 22 pts from first in the league with 11 games to go. Embarrassing 7+ in goal difference after 27 games. Scored less goals than Brighton, conceded more goals than relegation candidate West Ham. Behind Newcastle in the league. Humiliated by us, Liverpool and even Brentford this season. Just one point ahead of serial losers Spurs, who think their season is so terrible they sacked their manager. Was really the easiest run of games to a throphy ever (Villa, Burnley, Charlton, Nottingham, Newcastle) to win the Carabao such a huge achievement from this pathetic bunch that they think it means the bald Ole is a miracle worker? I hope he stays there a decade!

It was only a few weeks ago that a lot of posters on here had a rag love in. It was weird, ten Hag was a brilliant manager, he'd sorted the dressing room, they were only 5 points behind us and anyone that didn't admit that Rashford was brilliant was an idiot.
It turns out that having spent millions he's as good as the paperboy.

 

[radcliffe1309]

MOTD on shortly....can't fuckin wait

 

[Judge Roughneck]

Can I have a consonant please? L. And a vowel? E And another consonant. L and another vowel O...............

OLE is back OLE is back
ELO, ELO!

LOL.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Are Trafford Rovers still in the premier league title race like Sky were telling us a few weeks ago ?
Also are they on for this quadruple thing too ?

Asking for a friend

I love this level of pettiness and i'm here for it.

 

[Eccles Blue]

I rarely watch any MOTD when we’re not playing but boy I’m looking forward to a good laugh at it tonight especially as Murphy is a ‘pundit’!!

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

It's been a rather fine weekend, and the world looks rosy. Off to bed for sweet dreams.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

75? Are you insane. It will be 92 years of age MINIMUM. Unless they manage to kill us all before our ttime by destroying the NHS so that we all end up dead before our 67th birthday. The Tories are the Rags of the political world. Do not forget this, all the useful idiots who think that owning a house means the Tories will govern in your interests. Don't be mugs. It isn't true. Get those buggers out next year and keep them out forever thereafter. They are evil. End of sermon.

Get to fuck with this shit.

Labour couldn’t run a bath.

Starmer couldn’t head a list !!

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

It was only a few weeks ago that a lot of posters on here had a rag love in. It was weird, ten Hag was a brilliant manager, he'd sorted the dressing room, they were only 5 points behind us and anyone that didn't admit that Rashford was brilliant was an idiot.
It turns out that having spent millions he's as good as the paperboy.

Absolutely sickening wasn't it? The rags are back, and if you can't see it you're in denial.

Erm no, they aren't back and anyone who fell for it give yourself a good hard punch, right on the beak, and if you don't draw blood, rinse and repeat til you do.