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Most annoying football cliche?
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Ste1969
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I want to punch the prick each time i hear that."And it's live"!!!
FightLikeAGirl
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‘Play for the shirt/badge.’
Nobody cares about the badge or the shirt.
Nobody cares about the badge or the shirt.
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Nothing wrong with Ronnie o Sullivan, John Higgins and Mark WilliamsThe Class of 92
Tugay One Cup
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Pretty much anything to do with goalkeeping. "Shouldn't get beaten at your near post" and "should have done better" both spring to mind.
The latter, in particular, since it's said whenever a goalie gets their fingertips to a shit. In those cases they'd get less criticism if they made less of an effort to save it.
The latter, in particular, since it's said whenever a goalie gets their fingertips to a shit. In those cases they'd get less criticism if they made less of an effort to save it.
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They'll be disappointed that
bernard o'silver
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They'll be disappointed with that
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BlueMoonRisin’
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"Got to step up to the plate". This footy cliche really gets on my nerves.
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Bernardo Silva has a low centre of gravity. What the fuck does this mean? Has he got very heavy feet and a saggy arse? Hightest commentators.
dickie davies
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Ah officer Crabtreesince it's said whenever a goalie gets their fingertips to a shit. In those cases they'd get less criticism if they made less of an effort to save it.
sir baconface
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He felt contact and was entitled to go down…
I’ve seen them given…
Obviously…
The next goal’s going to be crucial.
I’ve seen them given…
Obviously…
The next goal’s going to be crucial.
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'These special nights under the lights at Anfield.'
Just fuck off. Arse-licking the Scouse ferals, nothing more or less.
Just fuck off. Arse-licking the Scouse ferals, nothing more or less.
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City are ruining football despite being involved in multiple occasions in some of tightest title races the league has ever seen
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BrianW
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Just remembered another one: 'history'. As in a club has 'no history' if it did not win stuff during a prescribed period. It's complete bollocks. Even Rochdale has history.
Getting you fingertips to a shit is pretty off putting.Pretty much anything to do with goalkeeping. "Shouldn't get beaten at your near post" and "should have done better" both spring to mind.
The latter, in particular, since it's said whenever a goalie gets their fingertips to a shit. In those cases they'd get less criticism if they made less of an effort to save it.