Stupid little things that bug you

[Marklr]

Waiting. We spend most of our lives waiting for something. We're always waiting.
That hour before the football kick off feels like a fcking day.
I hate waiting for buses too.
And for the missus to NOT have a headache.

 

[Barcon]

You thought there was only one record in the world?

That's a record, not a vinyl. There's no such thing as a vinyl.

 

[Bill Walker]

Waiting. We spend most of our lives waiting for something. We're always waiting.
That hour before the football kick off feels like a fcking day.
I hate waiting for buses too.
And for the missus to NOT have a headache.

Headache my arse..

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Shes got a lovely head of hair though.

But can she dive to her left? ;)

I do quite like her on TV, reminds me how lucky I am not to still be working, ever single office I've worked in had at lease one 'Claudia' in it but, this one I can mute.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Putting the score at the bottom of the screen 3 or 4 times a game which is always when play is in the area....we can see the score at the top corner.

 

[Blue Mist]

Waiting. We spend most of our lives waiting for something. We're always waiting.
That hour before the football kick off feels like a fcking day.
I hate waiting for buses too.
And for the missus to NOT have a headache.

@Marklr Re the missus having headaches. Say nowt just wait until she gets in bed and then give her 2 paracetamol and a glass of water.
When she says 'what are these for I haven't got a headache' don't waste time pm'ing me to say thanks just fill your boots.

 

[laserblue]

As well as all the people now saying 'thu' for the when preceding a vowel we now have pretentious fucks who say 'A' (pronounced as the letter A) instead of 'an' when preceding a vowel. A reporter on CNN this morning talked about "A ongoing" situation in Sudan. That pretentious twat Chris Packham also does it.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Half & half Scarves, WTF is that all about?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Headache my arse..

Most people have them in the head.
Maybe different where you live Bill ?

 

[halfmist]

And Carragher still not being able to pronounce "Gundogan", even though he's now played in the PL for 7 years and is an established German international.

Whilst we are on a role Keon calling Haaland Halland

 

[Marklr]

@Marklr Re the missus having headaches. Say nowt just wait until she gets in bed and then give her 2 paracetamol and a glass of water.
When she says 'what are these for I haven't got a headache' don't waste time pm'ing me to say thanks just fill your boots.

The only time she DOESN'T have a headache is when it's the "time of the month". Or when I'VE got a headache. funny that. My hand NEVER has a headache.

 

[East Level 2]

So you have to ask how many vinyl have you got? Sounds fucking stupid to me.

You ask how many vinyl albums or vinyl records. You wouldn't ask how many wools have you got if asking about City scarves, would you?

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Drivers who swing out to the right before turning left or vice versa. Its like they learnt to drive on a PlayStation.

 

[laserblue]

Whilst we are on a role Keon calling Haaland Halland

And calling Rodri Roddery. As in "This time next year Roddery we'll be millionaires".

 

[Donmcfc]

You ask how many vinyl albums or vinyl records. You wouldn't ask how many wools have you got if asking about City scarves, would you?

No I wouldn't. Because nowadays football scarves are made of polyester.

 

[kaz7]

Indecisive people. It's a fucking toilet paper holder. Where do you want it?

Mine fell off the wall, i dont bother with one now

 

[kaz7]

@Marklr Re the missus having headaches. Say nowt just wait until she gets in bed and then give her 2 paracetamol and a glass of water.
When she says 'what are these for I haven't got a headache' don't waste time pm'ing me to say thanks just fill your boots.

Sneaky , lol

 

[give it to gordon]

How does the inside of my car window get so dirty ?

 

[Nellies left peg]

Mine fell off the wall, i dont bother with one now

Toilet roll or holder?

 

[East Level 2]

No I wouldn't. Because nowadays football scarves are made of polyester.

So would you ask how many polyesters or how many scarves?