Stupid little things that bug you

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

People who use the word “myself” incorrectly in a sentence thinking they sound more intelligent than using “me” or “I”.

“Myself and Dave will be taking the lead on that”.

Doesn’t make any sense.

To use the word “myself” means you’re doing something on your own - “I did that myself”.

it should be “Dave and I will be taking the lead on that” but to be honest “me and Dave” would be just as good instead of “myself and...”

To be fair I always found Dave to be quite helpful. When will you give him some credit for his helpfulness.

 

[doots]

People posting messages on Twitter or facebook to their wife/husband/etc saying how much they love them and how great they are etc. Just keep that shit fucking private. Drives me nuts it’s so fake and insincere

You are the Tinder Swindler and i claim my 10 pounds.

 

[give it to gordon]

Paper towel dispensers that have been rammed so full you cant get them out without them ripping.

Same goes for the plastic gloves at petrol stations.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

At a petrol station why do most diesel pumps leak onto your hands yet petrol pumps never do?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

The printed information leaflets in pain killer boxes that are wrapped around the contents.
The small silver foil on the nozzle of toothpastes.

 

[CALCIO POTATO]

People who wipe their Bogies on the toilet wall and flick them at a target on the back of the door - its snot very nice

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Same goes for the plastic gloves at petrol stations.

Or lack of them.

 

[Big Swifty]

People who use Americanisms like cellphone and standing in line

 

[GaudinoMotors]

The BBC constantly advertising itself at our expense.

 

[Cellarite]

BBC shows on Britbox. We already paid for them once.