United Thread - 2022/23

[bobbyowenquiff]

£80M for Sancho who in70 appearances for them has 10 goals and 4 assists.

The very definition of a busted flush.

Completely anonymous yesterday

It will become clear next season that Tent Peg has not done a great job despite the media hype. United very poor and a long ball team. No structure and no quality. Casemiro and perhaps Bruno are their only elite level players.

 

[jimharri]

Love those Manc accents. But hey; at least they'd be home in time for their tea.

 

[SebastianBlue]

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Love those Manc accents. But hey; at least they'd be home in time for their tea.

Beautifully unbiased talk sport coverage

 

[waspish]

I'm still none the wiser what their big plan is really. ETH is obviously a decent coach, and amidst the squad there is good, bad and ugly, but they don't sound like they're about to be any more ruthless now than they were three years ago. De Gea getting another contract is bonkers, some of their most recent signings don't really make sense. But they're not even "next year is our year, here is the template from this season as how to play next year" like Arsenal or even Liverpool in the latter stages of the season. They're 2 or 3 years away from a challenge. Just a basket case of a club.

Apparently the Brighton goalie is high on there list with Kane and mount plus a centre back a right back! So just another 250m+

 

[PPT]

Beautifully unbiased talk sport coverage

And the use of ‘we’ by them. Absolutely laughable

 

[Gray]

Apparently the Brighton goalie is high on there list with Kane and mount plus a centre back a right back! So just another 250m+

Their or there - that is the question?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

£80M for Sancho who in70 appearances for them has 10 goals and 4 assists.

The very definition of a busted flush.

Completely anonymous yesterday

I wonder if it ever crosses his mind what he might have become with Pep as his 'tutor'!

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Love the 115 charges thread on RedCafe. They’re proper hurting. One poster “SER19” is a proper little bitch, every time I pop on there that poster is spewing rage about City. I hope you come on here you sad wanker.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Apparently the Brighton goalie is high on there list with Kane and mount plus a centre back a right back! So just another 250m+

Kane won't have the same goal-scoring season next as he has this one, regardless of where he goes. The only difference would be that were he to end up at The Swamp he might convert more penalties.

 

[gill_undrhill]

I genuinely only realised he was on the pitch when they put the sub board on.

Quality bringing Weghorst on - if he’s the answer what’s the question.

How good at spotting a players potential is Vincent Kompany?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I wonder if it ever crosses his mind what he might have become with Pep as his 'tutor'!

When he was there in the academy with Foden he was arguably the better player out of those two at the time however he started to believe his own hype and started to act like a Billy big bollocks.

Pep saw right though him and fucked him of ASAP. 100% the correct decision by Pep

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Love the 115 charges thread on RedCafe. They’re proper hurting. One poster “SER19” is a proper little bitch, every time I pop on there that poster is spewing rage about City. I hope you come on here you sad wanker.

lol

 

[jimharri]

Oops!

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

And the use of ‘we’ by them. Absolutely laughable

I was driving a lot pre game yesterday. The pre game show with Adam somebody was laughable. How do city beat united? How good a season have we had? Here’s another united legend. At one stage he said “we will squeeze in a chat with SWP before the end of the show”. Makes victory all the sweeter!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

lol

I like going on there to feel their pain and jealousy

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Kane won't have the same goal-scoring season next as he has this one, regardless of where he goes. The only difference would be that were he to end up at The Swamp he might convert more penalties.

There's NO WAY Rat Face is going to let Kane take the penalties if he ends up at the Swamp.

 

[JASR]

Liverpool will be better and Chelsea have a much better coach then Tan Hag in charge. Playing champions league football then Premier league football every 3 days will expose their threadbare squad.

The 1st 11 they had on the pitch was the best they could have put out.
The bench was a sea of mediocrity.

I laughed when I saw who was coming on - Weghorst and Mctominay.

And we had, Ake, Foden, Lewis, Palmer,Mahrez, Alvarez and Phillips warming up in front of me at various times.
To spend far and away so much more than us in the past 5 seasons and (with 2/3 injured plus greenwood) have a bench that bad, let alone starting 11…

The only reason they can improve is that they’ll get the CL money, thanks to the industrious work of refs and VAR assisting them to a completely fantasy position of 3rd… without that, they are
basically Spurs 2.0

 

[PPT]

There's NO WAY Rat Face is going to let Kane take the penalties if he ends up at the Swamp.

I would imagine that might be in the terms of Kane joining United. If he’s on the field he takes the pens.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Benzema and Messi joining rags on a free and being paid nowt as they supported them as a kid.