United Thread - 2022/23

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Did you see our fans exiting Wembley after we beat them in THEIR most important game in a decade and us singing nothing about them. It was all about Istanbul. How it must hurt them to be so irrelevant to lickle City.
Yeah complete with bucket hats and Norwich scarves, the gift that keeps on giving.

Sang "Mind the Gap" as loud as ever on the overground back to Wealdstone at every stop.

Never forgive and never forget their shitty banner.
 
Helping out at a church funeral, she said that as the ceremony was over and the coffin and mourners were going out of the church, the exit music came on and it was a guy singing "Glory Glory Man United".
Au contraire Big Swifty. The whole thing is actually quite profound.

"Glory Glory Man United". Dead. Buried. RIP.
 
That is tooooo funny!
Seriously! 4 o’clock Sunday morning he messaged me wanting me to meet him outside a pub he drinks in (a rag infested pub I never go in) obviously so if he’s getting a good hiding his bucket hat mates can come out and help him! I’ve never been so embarrassed for another person in my life! Lol!
 
I am only in the office 2 days per week and "share" a desk with a rag. Clear desk policy etc. Brought in MCFC coaster last week and left on desk and it stayed. But disappeared on Tuesday this week, 1 of his days. I've put various messages on our group teams, like I think someone has knicked my coaster etc but no response. Have got another 1 so will blue tack to desk on Monday. Just need a replica champions league trophy with blue and white ribbons
 
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But it's odd that the NonUK named one, is also a very recent company - 27/02/23
Oh the irony of this.
9-2 holdings obviously a reference to the class of 92, of which they are so proud of, yet they will be hugely bank rolled by Arabic money for the next class of…. Insert year.

Fucking Hypocrites.
 
Most Rags have avoided me like the plague but the best (and only comment from the bitter plastics) was "We did it first"
Replied by saying that they've officially morphed in Liverpool as they're fixated on the past too but no surprise as you're basically two cheeks of the same arse.
Finished off by asking if they've managed to find a VHS player anywhere so that they're able to watch 1999 all over again.
Might have to quote you word for word pal, although I would throw in the class of 92 VHS as well :-)
 
Seriously! 4 o’clock Sunday morning he messaged me wanting me to meet him outside a pub he drinks in (a rag infested pub I never go in) obviously so if he’s getting a good hiding his bucket hat mates can come out and help him! I’ve never been so embarrassed for another person in my life! Lol!
A like isn't enough for that tale, hilarious, what happened with fifa match :-)
 
Would United have won the treble if FFP existed in 1999?

They outspent everyone
Broke transfer record after transfer record
Nit-picked the best talent from every other premier league club (like Bayern Munich do now)


keep in mind, before all the plastics jumped on board and they had to expand the ground several times they did not always get 70,000 every game to cover their spending

For example :
16/09/92 european cup at Old Trafford
Man United v Torpedo Moscow
Attendance : 19,998

Ps, i’ve posted in the wrong section and it’s not giving me the option to delete or move it :-) mods - if your could move this to the general thread please
 
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Being in the current football vacuum I decided to have a browse in sad cafe. My visit was brief and somewhat of a mistake!
Many comments were confused and it was difficult to make any sense of them.
My advice is to avoid the mistake I made and avoid the site totally.
It's just going to be a waste of your time!
 
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