Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[bluemoon32]

 

[SebastianBlue]

City, several parades, no mither
Scousers, one parade, arson and violence.
I can see a pattern.

A lovely haiku.

 

[Vienna_70]

yes that one, the one taggart once said would be impossible to do in england, doesn't get the recognition it deserves!

That’s because of the team that did it.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

That red bus with the massive gaps where they obviously thought they were doing the quadruple will never stop being fuckin hilarious.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

No one talks about domestic treble, unbelievable achievement. That hard that only City have done it.

Comments from the media after that FA Cup win

- Pep, are you taking illegal under the table money?
- City disrespected Watford by battering them 6-0.

 

[KentBlue]

I've just watched the Dutch lose to Croatia, and Vain Dick should have his wages suspended after yet another abysmal performance.

I thought Slabhead was the single most incompetent player I'd seen for quite some time in the Premiership, but he's being pushed all the way by that Dutch catastrophe. An absolute waste of space, and he looks like he's descended from the Bounty mutineers.

 

[jimharri]

Wow; such saltiness. All spring he was saying that Bellingham was definitely going to Liverpool. Now, it's "The Kid", and implying that he's a money grabber. Not like Salah, eh?

 

[madloaf]

Wow; such saltiness. All spring he was saying that Bellingham was definitely going to Liverpool. Now, it's "The Kid", and implying that he's a money grabber. Not like Salah, eh?

Constantly cry-arsing. Jesus christ. All for 30k views and £40 a video. I suppose it beats working for a living.

 

[Paladin]

Wow; such saltiness. All spring he was saying that Bellingham was definitely going to Liverpool. Now, it's "The Kid", and implying that he's a money grabber. Not like Salah, eh?

If money was his motivation, he would have gone to Saudi Arabia.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

We dont want to sing,
We dont want to siiiiiing,
in case we upset you!
we dont want to sing

I love it

 

[eboblue]

I love it

Yep - offend instead of upset though?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Just wanted to say: it’s fucking Malta, he’s not the new English messiah.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I've just watched the Dutch lose to Croatia, and Vain Dick should have his wages suspended after yet another abysmal performance.

I thought Slabhead was the single most incompetent player I'd seen for quite some time in the Premiership, but he's being pushed all the way by that Dutch catastrophe. An absolute waste of space, and he looks like he's descended from the Bounty mutineers.

Not the same player since his injury despite dipper propaganda saying he is still the best centre back since the game was first played

 

[crazyadi]

Have either of these two twats ever been to a game in real life, or are they AI generated.

Jesus these 2 are completely deluded. "football died today" hahaha poor sad bastard. I would rather hear all the flak I get as a city fan than be that fat, bald, Irish ugly ****!!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

I've just watched the Dutch lose to Croatia, and Vain Dick should have his wages suspended after yet another abysmal performance.

I thought Slabhead was the single most incompetent player I'd seen for quite some time in the Premiership, but he's being pushed all the way by that Dutch catastrophe. An absolute waste of space, and he looks like he's descended from the Bounty mutineers.

That naughty Everton goalkeeper broke him.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I've just watched the Dutch lose to Croatia, and Vain Dick should have his wages suspended after yet another abysmal performance.

I thought Slabhead was the single most incompetent player I'd seen for quite some time in the Premiership, but he's being pushed all the way by that Dutch catastrophe. An absolute waste of space, and he looks like he's descended from the Bounty mutineers.

It must be so hard turning out for your country......after a domestic season where your own club finished Nowhere in the league.

And could only really celebrate beating man yoo 7nil...a team that finished 3rd in the league so nowt special.

How the mighty have stumbled.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Comments from the media after that FA Cup win

- Pep, are you taking illegal under the table money?

It was an outrageous response to a truly incredible achievement. All clubs have questions that would make them feel uncomfortable. One club in particular springs to mind, but to ask that question, at that time, when we’d won the domestic treble, the first time ever. Plus, the league was won in such incredible style. That 14 game winning run is one of the greatest (team) sporting achievements of all time. Liverpool were immense that season; but we were better. An unimaginable season.

And the **** asks that question. When we’d just completed the treble. Absolute ****’s trick.

No way is Klopp being asked a question about Standard Charter and money laundering (of which there is significantly more evidence) in the same circumstances. Not a fucking chance.

 

[halfcenturyup]

A lovely haiku.

You are welcome.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

It was an outrageous response to a truly incredible achievement. All clubs have questions that would make them feel uncomfortable. One club in particular springs to mind, but to ask that question, at that time, when we’d won the domestic treble, the first time ever. Plus, the league was won in such incredible style. That 14 game winning run is one of the greatest (team) sporting achievements of all time. Liverpool were immense that season; but we were better. An unimaginable season.

And the **** asks that question. When we’d just completed the treble. Absolute ****’s trick.

No way is Klopp being asked a question about Standard Charter and money laundering (of which there is significantly more evidence) in the same circumstances. Not a fucking chance.

Domestic quadruple.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Domestic quadruple.

Depends if you count the Community Shield. If we won that and a title, I wouldn’t say ‘we won a double’. Or a treble if we won a cup in the same season too.

What’s the difference?