United Thread - 2023/24

[Tuearts right boot]

Agree no one is going to spend 6 billion buying them than another billion paying of the debt. Than spend millions doing up the swamp and spending millions on new players and big wages.

Were is the return lol the new owners would need to take out more money than the Glazer's lol and it's all down to pisscan and a horse

So it remains a cash cow on the back of shirt sales basically

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That's poor economics. You can probably invest 6b in premium bonds and get a better return.
I'm exaggerating by the way but the principle is the same.

You can only invest £50,000 in PB's.




Not being pedantic of course ;)

 

[waspish]

It looks like they are going to have to accept offers of around £40 million now for Sancho - basically half what they paid for him. On top of the fact that they are prepared to give £10 million to any club who will take Slabhead.

I never thought it would be this good.

Whose going to even pay 40m for a player who is on 350k a week

 

[Blue Mist]

It looks like they are going to have to accept offers of around £40 million now for Sancho - basically half what they paid for him. On top of the fact that they are prepared to give £10 million to any club who will take Slabhead.

I never thought it would be this good.

So a club could be getting an 80 million player for 40 million ? I bet not one lickspittle reporter says that, especially Kaiser Sozhey or what ever he's called

 

[remember arthur mann]

How does this work.

Man Utd blow Man City out of the water as Guardiola nears £50m+ signing

Man City boss Pep Guardiola is reportedly closing in on the signing of Josko Gvardiol.

www.express.co.uk

 

[Scaley]

How does this work.

Man Utd blow Man City out of the water as Guardiola nears £50m+ signing

Man City boss Pep Guardiola is reportedly closing in on the signing of Josko Gvardiol.

www.express.co.uk

Don’t know mate but I bet there are plenty of managers who wish they could work with Ten Bob’s “tight budget constraints” of £220,000,000 spent so far!

 

[remember arthur mann]

Don’t know mate but I bet there are plenty of managers who wish they could work with Ten Bob’s “tight budget constraints” of £220,000,000 spent so far!

Spin in action, a massive negative turned into a positive, unbelievable.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Glance at last two days BBC Gossip page
Rags linked with
Diogo Costa
Mbappe
Frenkie Dejong
Kudus
Osimhen
Rabiot


Howe much would that little package cost ?

 

[Sky Blue]

Glance at todays BBC Gossip page
Rags linked with
Diogo Costa
Mbappe
Frenkie Dejong
Kudus

Howe much would that little package cost ?

They'll probably end up with Diego Costa.

 

[Gordyola]

It looks like they are going to have to accept offers of around £40 million now for Sancho - basically half what they paid for him. On top of the fact that they are prepared to give £10 million to any club who will take Slabhead.

I never thought it would be this good.

Didn’t we get £30M for him as part of the deal

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Glance at last two days BBC Gossip page
Rags linked with
Diogo Costa
Mbappe
Frenkie Dejong
Kudus
Osimhen
Rabiot


Howe much would that little package cost ?

All lifelong reds who'd forfeit any renumeration.

 

[give it to gordon]

They'll probably end up with Diego Costa.

The way they are going they soon wont be able to afford a Costa coffee

 

[Nellies left peg]

Glance at last two days BBC Gossip page
Rags linked with
Diogo Costa
Mbappe
Frenkie Dejong
Kudus
Osimhen
Rabiot


Howe much would that little package cost ?

And all this with a transfer kitty of 100 million pounds this summer according to reports

 

[bluethrunthru]

Still not sold I see............... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Impeccable One]

You buy the scum out for 6b means they ain’t in debt and no 20m interest payments or how ever much it is meaning it’s a printing machine

But, 6 Billion SAFELY invested in markets/bonds/etc. would give a return of 200 million per annum with almost zero risk (double that or more with some risk involved). United’s “printing machine” will not get close to that return.

So the investment just doesn’t make sense from a purely financial aspect. At 3-4 Billion you could argue it does, but not at 6 Billion.

Sorry Blue Mist, I missed your post saying the same as this.

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

Fuck me, those sad bastards trying to barricade the Megastore. Rent a mob wouldn't do it justice.

How the mighty have fallen. I wish somebody would've told the teenaged version of me that this was going to happen, it has been fucking delightful to see their fall from grace. Much better than I ever imagined.

Which overpriced 'legend' are they going to sign this year, only for him to flop? Rinse and repeat haha, biggest club in the worlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld.

 

[Blue Til Death]

That ragLickspittle Stone being positively in Pravda mode re. The rags latest accounts : "set for record revenues of £640M" 2019 revenues were £627M. Allowing for inflation they're declining. "Waiting list for season tickets now stands at 146,000" A good mate of mine was an OT season ticket holder until 2012 ; every close season since then, he is chased by OT sales types who try to persuade him to come back as a season ticket holder! If you read the accounts , MU "boast" about freezing season ticket prices for yet another year. ( I wonder why ? When there's supposed to be this waiting list ) Looking at their latest quarterly(s) : as at 31/3/23..... 1Yr + Liabilities £676M ( 31/3/22 - £586M) Current Liabilities £568M ( 31/3/22 - £458M) Realisable Assets £130M ( 31/3/22 - £160M ) Let's say Net Debt of £1,114M ( 31/3/22 --£884M ) Not looking good methinks for ManU blowing City and Arsenal "out of the water" in their proposed ( cash + maguire ) bid for Declan Rice. Though I suppose that depends on what value you place on Maguire!

I place this many Indonesian Rupiah on Maguires value..

 

[waspish]

But, 6 Billion SAFELY invested in markets/bonds/etc. would give a return of 200 million per annum with almost zero risk (double that or more with some risk involved). United’s “printing machine” will not get close to that return.

So the investment just doesn’t make sense from a purely financial aspect. At 3-4 Billion you could argue it does, but not at 6 Billion.

Sorry Blue Mist, I missed your post saying the same as this.

Yeah but why do rich people buy clubs?

 

[Blue Til Death]

They'll probably end up with Diego Costa.

Costa Coffee more like

 

[KentBlue]

Everything is so secretive about the Glazers, in fact it's almost sinister the way they do business - the Kremlin would be proud of so much cloak and dagger going on.