United Thread - 2023/24

[aguero93:20]

I cant quite put my finger on it.

There's a few hundred thousand reasons every week they can't seem to sell players, he should be able to put his finger on one.

 

[Grassland Blue]

It's the same every year for them, what happens is contracts expire because nobody wants to pay them for the rubbish they have accumulated.

Have they gone past the offering crap players new contracts to protect their "Investment" yet?

Almost.
The alpaca situation remains to be resolved ...

 

[mexico1970]

Almost.
The alpaca situation remains to be resolved ...

I am looking forward to more bloopers from the best goalkeeper in he world :)

 

[tweety]

The chickens will come home to roost for them this off season. Unable to offload the dross, which is basically all of them and no funds or strategy to replace them. Well and truly fucked and I expect a midtable finish at best. I also think that the manager is a blagger, I could coach that standard of football, sit back and hoof it to the fast runners.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

The chickens will come home to roost for them this off season. Unable to offload the dross, which is basically all of them and no funds or strategy to replace them. Well and truly fucked and I expect a midtable finish at best. I also think that the manager is a blagger, I could coach that standard of football, sit back and hoof it to the fast runners.

Mourinho and Solksjaer got off to what they would call good starts as rag managers. When they had to push on only Mourinho has been the only United manager to break the 80 points barrier since Taggert left.

Ten Hag has got to mount a title charge, Liverpool will be strong, Arsenal will back Arteta and Poch will have a capable squad available to him if he hits the ground running. Champions league group games could hurt them getting momentum going in the league as their squad is no where near good enough to rotate.

 

[KentBlue]

sit back and hoof it to the fast runners.

Yep. Might as well put Colin Wanker in charge. Speaking of which, I watched the highlights of the notorious battle of Bramall Lane recently (Sheffield Utd vs WBA. Match abandoned because in the end Colin's Cloggers only had 6 players left on the field). But what struck me then was the similarity between Sheffield Utd and the rags under the pisscan. And yet the rags were allowed to get away with it. Two-footed lunges, elbow strikes, shirt-pulling, and how nobody suffered a career-ending leg break or two is a mystery.

Colin Wanker was vilified for his team's brutal thuggery that day, rightly so. But Kim Jong pisscan was given tacit approval by twats like Clattenburg, and then eventually knighted by that smarmy prick, Tony Bliar.

Have a look for it on YouTube and play 'Spot The Difference' between Colin's Cloggers and the rags under the pisscan.

 

[VOOMER]

The chickens will come home to roost for them this off season. Unable to offload the dross, which is basically all of them and no funds or strategy to replace them. Well and truly fucked and I expect a midtable finish at best. I also think that the manager is a blagger, I could coach that standard of football, sit back and hoof it to the fast runners.

You "are right" and I claim my £5.

 

[BlueRockape]

The Emir of Qatar is now supporting Putin and offering support over the Wagner mutiny.

Could be fun IF they buy the rags

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Their whole squad including Sancho are worth one Jack Grealish.

Or haalands left toe

 

[remember arthur mann]

rag looking into transfer window with no money, blue has had his fill.