United Thread - 2023/24

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The Meccano looks ready to collapse. Just like the team.
 
The cunts have sunk so low, they are barely worth a thread these days …
Everyone associated with this club are complete and utter cunts, some ate bigger cunts than others but cunts nonetheless…!
But I was always told that a **** is useful,and United are most certainly useless !!!
 
Agree no one is going to spend 6 billion buying them than another billion paying of the debt. Than spend millions doing up the swamp and spending millions on new players and big wages.

Were is the return lol the new owners would need to take out more money than the Glazer's lol and it's all down to pisscan and a horse
It’s plainly obvious that it’s not this guy buying them alone. But a nation with billions upon billions. Stinks to high heaven but our media say nothing!
 
The latest one which will last until tomorrow.

Even after winning the CL and doing the treble, City got snubbed by Bellingham and Rice.

I kid you not.

Desperate Jibe straw clutching springs to mind.
 
Yep. About as intimidating as the Waltons. (Whoa! Am I really THAT old?)
The better half and me having a chat the other day about nothing in particular.
Do you want to feel even worse?
Remember them six baby girls born to a couple with the surname Walton?
Well they’re all 40 this year - fucking 40!!!!!!
 
Not as good as my personal fav,letting their own youth team superstar Pogba go for nothing..and buying him back for 100Million....
Superb wheeling and dealing that.
It really is amateur hour at that joke of a club and has been for many years now.

What fascinates me is the level of deception the media are willing to peddle to collude in the illusion that the rags have actually got a future in football.
 
I don't see it as an "investment" either, in the way that Sheikh Mansour has invested around £1.5bn in in a club worth £20m when he bought us, and we're now worth at least double that £1.5bn on any objective measure.

United's Enterprise Value, which is one measure of determining value, is probably around £3.75bn ($4.75bn) currently. You can't cut costs in football, like you can in most other businesses to improve the bottom line, and revenue upside is limited, so $6bn is a hefty premium when you know you've got £1bn debt plus major renovations to the stadium & training ground.

Ratcliffe's businesses are run on debt so he would have undoubtedly loaded more onto them. If the Qataris buy them outright, clear the debt and pump a load into infrastructure, then it's clearly a vanity project, not an investment.
Can debt be cleared though? Surely that’s owner investment and would be against FFP?

*Sorry if this has been answered before.
 
You forgot that they let him go for free for a second time.
According to Gazzetta in Italy today, Juventus would consider selling Pogba for the right price.

Surely, they now have the midfield to unlock him?

Get Pep to say he’s putting a cheeky bid in, and United will do the rest.
 
Can debt be cleared though? Surely that’s owner investment and would be against FFP?

*Sorry if this has been answered before.
Dent can be cleared by an owner and they can also spend as much as they like on infrastructure improvements. That all goes through the balance sheet. There's no way we could've afforded to buy the players we've bought and extend the South Stand/build the CFA, without Sheikh Mansour funding the latter. So we've benefited from that.

What an owner can't do is pay excessive amounts of sponsorship, which inflates revenue in the profit and loss account.
 
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