United Thread - 2023/24

[Mr Edward's shoe mirror]

But midfield wasn't their problem area. At the moment they need a keeper and at least 2 forwards, ideally one of them having the ability to score goals. Plus, the price is high, (as always) that's why we are laughing.

Midfield is a massive problem. From February onwards they had run out of legs. Erikson and Casemiro can't play 60 games a season. And Fernandes is 29 this year. In the fa cup final, they had Fred, McTom and Weghorse on the bench.

Mount is an upgrade on all 3. Brings more energy. Probably pushes Erikson onto the bench. Only 24.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

No I would have to be as clever as you to understand hypocrisy. I'd then be able to follow the discussion.


As I am ...... thick.

Agreed

 

[jacko74]

Very average player, who can't seem to get anywhere near the England team.

That will no longer be the case now he plays for the scum, automatic England call up guaranteed.

 

[ysmsa]

Luke Shaw can't contain his excitement hearing the Rags have spent 60m on M&M.

Think he'll be disappointed.

 

[jacko74]

I don't think they look that hard. Ours have been fraudulent for 15 years and no one noticed

They can look hard enough when they choose to... hence 115 supposed breaches.

 

[SebastianBlue]

They've signed a good player and of course we lol.

They’ve signed an average player for a similar price to Haaland and wages on par with Rodri.

Of course we laugh — this is a quintessential United transfer.

 

[Ysabel 123]

Absolutely brilliant they (all 17 of them) closed the Megastore on the Morning of the kit launch! (it was being reported on talk sport at 7.30am, the store didn't open until 10am)!

One of the plant pots was interviewed and said that they will continue to boycott buying anything from the shop or in the stadium whilst the Glazers are in charge. The irony of the fact that he was also proud that he is a season ticket holder was lost on him!

different breed them lot!

 

[HumbledGooner]

A Casemiro, Mount, Bruno midfield is not exactly built for possession. None of those players can recycle & retain possession at a high level. I remember how awkward they were trying to play out from the back in the FA Cup final. The players they have are all built for the counter attack, they dont break teams down. If they keep DDG they will again play a deep defensive line and look for a quick release to Rashford. They only scored 58 goals in the league last year.

 

[TotalFootballOne]

The guys on Redcafe constantly bring up Pep doping past. I wondering what they feel about the GK their manager wants who was banned for doping.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

60 lol MILLION lol POUNDS

They fought off serious competition from the likes of erm, whats their name and erm, its on the tip of my tongue..

 

[yeah whatever !!]

The meltdown if they don’t end up selling will be fookin biblical. Hahaha!

Enough to part the Red Sea.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Really, the money they are siphoning out of the swamp, would have all 5 dragons fighting over a piece of the action if they could tag onto the Glazer model.

That's the easy part, servicing the debt is another thing.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I put on red cafe that they would get their arses spanked an pay the full 60 million and got banned although I did say they were a bunch of cunts that were run like a pub team

Oh FFS,you go on there, tell the truth and get banned....bunch of mard arses

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

The meltdown if they don’t end up selling will be fookin biblical. Hahaha!

They Qatari bloke who wants to buy them is worth £1.5 billion. The Glazers want £6 billion, where is the money coming from to buy the club? For a start would this guy plough his entire fortune into buying United? The rags being so desperate to see good old Joel And Avram gone are blinded into not asking how will pound shop Sheikh is actually getting a sale over the line. Sounds like the bank will be assisting if they agree.

 

[bluebc]

 

[Deleted member 77198]

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Absolutely brilliant they (all 17 of them) closed the Megastore on the Morning of the kit launch! (it was being reported on talk sport at 7.30am, the store didn't open until 10am)!

One of the plant pots was interviewed and said that they will continue to boycott buying anything from the shop or in the stadium whilst the Glazers are in charge. The irony of the fact that he was also proud that he is a season ticket holder was lost on him!

different breed them lot!

Ooh, a smoke tube at a protest. That’ll show em!

 

[BrianW]

They Qatari bloke who wants to buy them is worth £1.5 billion. The Glazers want £6 billion, where is the money coming from to buy the club? For a start would this guy plough his entire fortune into buying United? The rags being so desperate to see good old Joel And Avram gone are blinded into not asking how will pound shop Sheikh is actually getting a sale over the line. Sounds like the bank will be assisting if they agree.

They probably don't understand that there are Sheikhs, and there are Sheikhs.

In the same way, not all our peers are as rich as the Duke of Westminster. I remember there used to be an earl who worked as a bus driver.

 

[bluetonium]

And in breaking news, Mason Mount had agreed a deal to start every single England match for the next five years. By signing for Manchester United, Mount will be automatically selected by Gareth Southgate for all England competitive games regardless of form, unless Mason of course opts to withdraw from squads at his own pleasure.

Also known as 'doing a Rashford', getting away with this kind of behavior is yet another of the privileges a move to Old Trafford will bring for England's new brightest star.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

And in breaking news, Mason Mount had agreed a deal to start every single England match for the next five years. By signing for Manchester United, Mount will be automatically selected by Gareth Southgate for all England competitive games regardless of form, unless Mason of course opts to withdraw from squads at his own pleasure.

Also known as 'doing a Rashford', getting away with this kind of behavior is yet another of the privileges a move to Old Trafford will bring for England's new brightest star.

He has also become an instant “exceptional player” according to the bbc. I must have missed the lead up to him becoming that! Desperation.

 

[Zubrman]

absolute twat behavior towards De gea, poor guy! Deserves a statue in my opinion

Holds the record for most Manchester derby goals conceded - 53. Desrves a statue for that alone!