Just Stop Oil protests

I'd suggest that they bring back streaking but the majority of their followers look more like people you'd pay to put clothes on.
 
It would help if everyone stopped farting.

People worry about cows farting, but we must produce far more methane between us. Maybe we should all go around with a pipe up our arse and a container with a one-way valve strapped to our leg. This could be collected once a week by the Council and developed as an alternative to Natural Gas.

Mind you, all those people turning vegan and vegetarian must surely increase the total volume of farts. While Holt's Bitter must account for another large percentage.
“Developed as an alternative to Natural Gas”

You’d literally be collecting Natural Gas?
 
Has to be said the reach of the r/w written press and channels like Talk TV and Gee Beebees is shown by the way people are able to be riled by something most will never experience. If you are going to drive down Oxford Street, attend a test match or Wimbledon then yeah there will be a minor inconvenience to your day - why someone say on a bus in Halifax feels the need to hate tweet about Just Stop Oil throwing confetti at a wedding - yes confetti at a wedding the bastards - just baffles me. I am old enough to remember when protestors blew up buildings or aeroplanes or took hostages and chained them to a radiator for a year - none of that produced the pearl clutching that some orange confetti has. People need to get a grip.
 
They've got no chance of stopping if the rest of the world aren't bothering.

anyway - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-66043485
Solar panels are a waste of time we already know this but its for dick waving look at us we have solar panels WHILE BUILDING 100S OF NEW COAL FIRED STATIONS and they are not stopping!it's the reason you don't see gran Canaria full of them. Also they are made from coal and have a half life of 15 years that's if the sun shines but wait, solar panels don't work if they get too hot! Brilliant idea tho if you have a few spare fields and you erect some for 20 years then get planning permission automatically from the gov to build houses on that land. To put things into perspective you'd need 15 etihad stadiums worth to MAYBE power 25k homes that's if the sun shines and the washing machine isn't running brilliant in Manchester. Also a massive problem with resistence and no where to store any spare power unless you digg lithium out the ground, then the batterys don't last long and no where to recycle them. My parents had solar panels fitted at their old place a bit of a gimmick really and a nice grant from the government, turn kettle on straight to mains DC.

Electric cars, windmills, solar panels will do nothing to stop global warming but just make the poor poorer and the rich richer!

Just stop Oil is a parody and I'm sure it's set up too put people against protesters snd it's working as they are universally despised.

Il take Tarquin from jso with his pink(fossil fueled died hair) and drop him off in the lake district in winter and I'd give him 20 minutes before he's crying for his phone and mummy and oil.
The public will never support them if they harm the working class people and I notice there all middle class folk with lots of time on their hands
 
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The public will never support them if they harm the working class people and I notice there all middle class folk with lots of time on their hands

I just watched this and couldn't discern the protesters "class" from the footage - can you tell me what I am missing? Also there are loads of people with time on their hands there just sat watching two people knock a ball back and forth - bloody wastrels

 
I just watched this and couldn't discern the protesters "class" from the footage - can you tell me what I am missing? Also there are loads of people with time on their hands there just sat watching two people knock a ball back and forth - bloody wastrels


Is that the bloke from Chorlton?

When you heard he was from Manchester, it was never going to be Harpurhey or Blackley was it!
 
All bought and paid for by the Government to slowly turn public opinion in favour of the laws they have in the pipeline banning all forms of protest and dissent.
Is the correct answer! Finally someone who understands what these creatures who are bought and paid for by the powers that be are upto! Turn the public against public protest so they can bring in further draconian measures to limit people’s freedom! Anyone notice the ‘facial recognition’ cameras at Silverstone today,remember it’s all for your own good,they are there to protect you all ! Problem,reaction,solution
Works every time
 
Is the correct answer! Finally someone who understands what these creatures who are bought and paid for by the powers that be are upto! Turn the public against public protest so they can bring in further draconian measures to limit people’s freedom! Anyone notice the ‘facial recognition’ cameras at Silverstone today,remember it’s all for your own good,they are there to protect you all ! Problem,reaction,solution
Works every time

I've called the dog inspector, if you don't go quietly he'll get his tranquiliser gun out
 

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