United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

Pics....

 

[laserblue]

 

[Kippax77]

Rashford for just above average striker is staying at a club who are complete mugs! A five year deal with another year option 375k a week wow!

And he won't have to travel for international duty unless it's an big game for England as of utd's doctor

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[laserblue]

The last 10 seasons - £1.43 billion spent, 5 managers and no title. But apparently still "the world's biggest club".

 

[cheekybids]

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The last 10 seasons - £1.43 billion spent, 5 managers and no title. But apparently still "the world's biggest club".

Are they a sacking club yet? I get mixed up with what they are & what they aren’t?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Has a

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The last 10 seasons - £1.43 billion spent, 5 managers and no title. But apparently still "the world's biggest club".

Decade in the dark ffs. They’ve won more trophies in that time than every club apart from us and Chelsea. The cheating cunts don’t know they’re born.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Are they a sacking club yet? I get mixed up with what they are & what they aren’t?

It’s very confusing tbf…

 

[MillisleBlue]

Careful, Blues, just in case this is some mood-music ahead of us being made an example of and thoroughly shafted. Could these daft bastards really be that daft to have fallen foul of the rules they helped make up?

 

[hertsblue]

See it’s about the 3rd week running they are on the brink of signing that keeper, yet another BBC story on it

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

See it’s about the 3rd week running they are on the brink of signing that keeper, yet another BBC story on it

Any stories on there about them being cheating cunts?

 

[abu13]

Intersesting to see there is no specific thread on them failing FFP on the Caf, all the comments seem to be put into the thread they have about us and another about there possible transfer spend.

 

[stonerblue]

Any stories on there about them being cheating cunts?

Nah..

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Nah..

I’m sure if you search the word ‘minor’ something will pop up…

 

[cheekybids]

Careful, Blues, just in case this is some mood-music ahead of us being made an example of and thoroughly shafted. Could these daft bastards really be that daft to have fallen foul of the rules they helped make up?

I think they are comfortable that the top table they dine at allows special “ahem” privileges.

 

[Protein Junkie]

See it’s about the 3rd week running they are on the brink of signing that keeper, yet another BBC story on it

Yes gone up from £32m to £50m already. That’s without agent fees,bonuses, 20% discount in the Megastore and free steak bakes at Greggs.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I’m sure if you search the word ‘minor’ something will pop up…

Operation Yew Tree perhaps?

 

[The Colonel]

Sir Rashford close to a new 5 year deal. Marvellous signing. That equates to one good season and 4 years of mediocrity

Yep his last rich vein of form coincided with his previous deal coming through. As you were St. Marcus of Rashford

 

[Silva61]

Careful, Blues, just in case this is some mood-music ahead of us being made an example of and thoroughly shafted. Could these daft bastards really be that daft to have fallen foul of the rules they helped make up?

If it resembles their recruitment then the answer is yes.

 

[bluebanana83]

What I don’t get is he was on a free from Ajax last year…why the fuck did Tea Bag not pick him up then instead of waiting for a year to pay £50m for him….

Surely he knew he would have been a good signing a year ago? Absolute shambles of a club.