Things people do that annoy you.

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Dropping litter the scruffy twats.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

People driving round corners like they are in a fucking tank, ram the brakes on and then take ten minutes to get round the corner.
Infairness the ones that drive round corners like they have a brick on the accelerator are cunts as well

In my experience the latter are, nine times out of ten, men. The former are, nine times out of ten, women.

 

[northendenton]

On a bus and then a couple sit in behind me with mouths the amazon could only dream about ,drone on and on and not quietly,nightmare.

 

[BrianW]

People on public transport who play their 'music' without headphones, or without effective headphones.

(In any civilised country they would be dragged off at the next stop and beaten senseless with pickaxe handles. Especially if what they are listening to is shite.)

 

[Grassland Blue]

People on public transport who play their 'music' without headphones, or without effective headphones.

(In any civilised country they would be dragged off at the next stop and beaten senseless with pickaxe handles. Especially if what they are listening to is shite.)

A tinny t tsk a t tsk a is normally what comes out.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Called out sick today. Joker.

You Batman?

 

[bigstanhibbert]

I’m flat sitting for my mate whilst he’s away for the summer and the **** in the downstairs flat is a right mard arse. Telling me to walk on tiptoes. Who the fuck walks on tiptoes? apart from my mate who i am flat sitting for, he is a ballerina

Are you sure he didn't say he would like to see you in a pair of stilettos

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Here's the weird thing. Seriously. I am just about to turn seventy. I can't stand the ninety-year-olds in front of me!

to be honest you dont look seventy, then again you used to....

 

[bluegirl74]

Talk to you while you're trying the catch the last hour of the Test match

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I’m flat sitting for my mate whilst he’s away for the summer and the **** in the downstairs flat is a right mard arse. Telling me to walk on tiptoes. Who the fuck walks on tiptoes? apart from my mate who i am flat sitting for, he is a ballerina

Didn't have you down as a recreational homosexual, how long have you known this mate?

 

[give it to gordon]

When the circus comes to town, they go around fucking fly posting everywhere. Makes the place look horrible and run down.
They are advertising the circus so why arent they nicked for fly posting ?

 

[Bill Walker]

When the circus comes to town, they go around fucking fly posting everywhere. Makes the place look horrible and run down.
They are advertising the circus so why arent they nicked for fly posting ?

They don't have an address for a summons to be sent too. Also which of them is responsible ?

You can't send it too;

One of those nice looking caravans
Maybe the one with the bloke with black hair and tattoos and 2 dogs
That field they're in
Gordontown

 

[dickie davies]

That the only person who can put a dirty pot in the dishwasher is me apparently

I'll walk into the kitchen and they'll be a plate or cup just left for me. No one else is capable

 

[dronefromsector7G]

They don't have an address for a summons to be sent too. Also which of them is responsible ?

You can't send it too;

One of those nice looking caravans
Maybe the one with the bloke with black hair and tattoos and 2 dogs
That field they're in
Gordontown

They could just set fire to the camp

 

[Bill Walker]

They could just set fire to the camp

What, claim on the insurance ?

 

[blumoonrisen]

Moaning that it's too hot in countries that are always hot in July and August.

 

[Summerbuzz]

When it doesn't put the lotion in the basket. I have to ask it again and I don't like swearing

Remember, if the lotion doesn't go in the basket, it gets the hose again. Only way.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Bar staff who’d rather stand and chat to their friends than serve. I’m in a quiet fun pub in Central Liverpool and he’s forever going back to the solitary man immediately after pouring drinks in silence.

Some of the barmaids near mine are sat on their fat arses gossiping with dad or fella and actually sigh when someone walks in. I’ve seen their guest stare at the customer with their mouths open. Their eyes following them.

Having worked in the sector, it actually repulses me how awful staff are now.

 

[BrianW]

Women who have their lips operated on so they look like something on a fishmonger's slab.

(I think it's part of a conspiracy to turn men gay. I put the TV on yesterday and one such woman was sitting on a sofa talking shite, I couldn't bear to watch more than a minute.)

 

[threespires]

Being called "guys" when I'm out with someone and being in a shop bar or restaurant.

Oh and as it's the season for such sports - tennis, golf and cycling spectators - what a bunch of look at me, self-obsessed wankers.
The cyclists should be allowed to punch those needy c#nts jumping out, obstructing them and being utter dick heads.

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