How do we resolve the brexit mess?
Simple. We will have to prove to our European neighbours we want to be part of the EU again. They have, understanably, a very sceptical view of England, not so much with Scotland, but we will need to show them what we can offer, without any demands from us regarding special treatment, and that we really want to rejoin.
Our commitment to rejoining will probably depend, as a first step, on us accepting the Euro as our currency and joining Schengen. Losing the pound and having open borders for a few years before we can rejoin should be their minimum requirement.
After that, who knows, but I would imagine they would like to see us commit to seeing our membership not as a business arrangement, but being part of a community for the common good, and what we can bring to the table on that score. Accepting their standards if we have diverged too far, accepting their rules on off shore bank accounts and tax avoidence.
Those are fair tests the EU members will ask of us, and they won't want us back until we show them true commitment. It's at least a generation away, maybe more.
They aren't going to take us back because living standards are falling as our economy struggles and they are feeling sorry for us. The EU is a protective economic region and they are benefitting from our exit as businesses move from the UK to the EU, which will continue over the coming years.
Why would they want to re-admit some cantakerous twat that just moans about the state of everything in the clubhouse?
It's their club and their rules, and at the moment we are decades away from rejoining, if they'll have us back at all.