United Thread - 2023/24

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That's why they bought Hoijland to score goals.
He's the missing piece of the jigsaw you know.
The problem is that climate change protesters have already twigged that to stop the rags you've only got to 'just stop Hoijl'.....
FFS They starting with the "Jigsaw" thingies again!
I'm still waiting for the piece that finally unlocks Pogba...oh wait!
 
It's a big plan to sucker everyone in into think they are crap............ they will go on to win every game this season win the quad and get a place into the Euros replacing England due to how amazing they are
 
Damn it, I was going to say Maguire. But he was still at Hull back in 2016*


*God bless Google
I’m sure you must have seen the stat on here that before JFE returned to the shithole, Kalvin had more Premier League winner’s medals than the entire rag squad.
 
Just seen these money grabbing cnuts are playing again today!!
Apparently its £90 a ticket to watch their kids, I suppose they can’t be much worse then their first team!
 
Just seen these money grabbing cnuts are playing again today!!
Apparently its £90 a ticket to watch their kids, I suppose they can’t be much worse then their first team!

Well if their lemming hangers-on are stupid enough to pay that, why not ?

After all the brand is all they really are about in the real world of football.
 
Except Erling looks like a Norse God and the other guy looks like a teenager in his bedroom.

If ever one needed an apt pictorial representation of the current yawning gap between the two clubs, this would actually do pretty well. Hilarious that they produced this themselves.
The guy on the left looks like he exists in what I believe Goldbridges house looks like............
 
I suppose we'll see what the season brings. They're putting a lot of pressure on that kid though
 
I suppose we'll see what the season brings. They're putting a lot of pressure on that kid though
Yell you what the season will bring

They will have a good run of winning games
The UK media will go into mass overdrive proclaiming " they are back "
The deluded masses will get over excited about it
They will get pumped on 3/4 occasions
They will bomb out of the cups
Finish 6th ???
Neville and co will blame the Glazers and reset for the 24/25 season
 
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