Jeremy Doku

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Get him signed before Chelsea get in ;)
Too late

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imagine to release Dooku (Sorry, he really makes to think of Star Wars) late in the game, when opposition has tired legs, he would outrun everyone
 
imagine to release Dooku (Sorry, he really makes to think of Star Wars) late in the game, when opposition has tired legs, he would outrun everyone
I'll sign him just for the corny cringeworthy headlines that can be made out from his name.

Grabs the sixth goal in a drubbing - "revenge of the sixth"

Leaves a player in the dirt or breaks some random silly speed record - "The force is strong with this one"

Gives an interview about how a game against a top team in Europe can go either way - " Doku admits City face a huge task playing away at *****, is his lack of faith in the force disturbing?"
 
I'll wrap this deal up before going back for Paqueta. This seems like a more straightforward deal.

There's just too much politics and bitterness involved in signing players from other PL teams, honestly I was impressed at how Chelsea conducted themselves throughout the Kovacic deal, very similar to how we do our business - straightforward.

If a player wants to leave then let them leave, for some reason most PL teams don't just get this and have to build some kind of "dipper style" love-hate hate-hate relationship every time a player wants to leave.
To be fair Chelsea wanted to sell Kovacic and needed to get players off their wage bill, hence it was an easy deal.
 
To be fair Chelsea wanted to sell Kovacic and needed to get players off their wage bill, hence it was an easy deal.
Villa needed the money. They knew they had to sell Grealish and they got a very good return but still went ahead to show how stupid they are. Most times these PL teams are just blinded by Jealousy and pettiness.
 
Villa needed the money. They knew they had to sell Grealish and they got a very good return but still went ahead to show how stupid they are. Most times these PL teams are just blinded by Jealousy and pettiness.
Grealish had a release clause we tried to low ball them and rightly so they were having none of it.
 
Grealish had a release clause we tried to low ball them and rightly so they were having none of it.
It's called negotiation. Compare Villa's conduct to RB Leipzig for example. It's one thing to maintain a hard stance on your negotiation terms, it's another thing to be a petty little insecure envious piece of shit and that's how most PL teams conduct themselves during transfer negotiations.
 
Ederson
Walker Akanji Gvardiol Ake
Rodri
Bernardo Kovacic
Foden Haaland Grealish​
In other games could rest Rodri and go with:

-------- Walker - Stones - Dias - Gvardiol -------
------------------ Kovacic - Silva ----------------
----------------------- Paqueta ---------------
---------- Doku - Haaland - Grealish/Foden ---------
 
It's called negotiation. Compare Villa's conduct to RB Leipzig for example. It's one thing to maintain a hard stance on your negotiation terms, it's another thing to be a petty little Insecure piece of shit and that's how most PL teams conduct themselves during transfer negotiations.
Negotiation just like when we were sh1t and lost the likes of Wilson and SWP, we negotiated a fee that was acceptable to us, we have not got the right to cherry pick the best players without paying the required fee.
 
I'll sign him just for the corny cringeworthy headlines that can be made out from his name.

Grabs the sixth goal in a drubbing - "revenge of the sixth"

Leaves a player in the dirt or breaks some random silly speed record - "The force is strong with this one"

Gives an interview about how a game against a top team in Europe can go either way - " Doku admits City face a huge task playing away at *****, is his lack of faith in the force disturbing?"
or the good'ol fashioned " Jeremy made a Dookie on a *****'
 
In other games could rest Rodri and go with:

-------- Walker - Stones - Dias - Gvardiol -------
------------------ Kovacic - Silva ----------------
----------------------- Paqueta ---------------
---------- Doku - Haaland - Grealish/Foden ---------
Don't think Julian would be too happy unless we're selling him.
 
Haha love this signing, seems a little unfair to our rivals though, his YouTube highlight videos are ridiculously good, he’s a bums out of your seats player for sure



Only 100 pages compared to Paqueta though, are many not as excited about this transfer as I am
 
Haha love this signing, seems a little unfair to our rivals though, his YouTube highlight videos are ridiculously good, he’s a bums out of your seats player for sure



Only 100 pages compared to Paqueta though, are many not as excited about this transfer as I am

Is it just me or does he play like an attack minded Grealish? Keeps the ball well but doesn't shy away from a 1 on 1.
 
KDB to squeeze back in after injury
Bernardo to rotate any of the 5 positions LM, RM, DM, LW, RW

Just an idea and used Kovacic for this example as provides more defensive strength and allows Gvardiol and Stones to come into midfield lol
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Is it just me or does he play like an attack minded Grealish? Keeps the ball well but doesn't shy away from a 1 on 1.
Jack Grealish used to play like an attack minded Jack Grealish until he joined us. I wouldn't get carried away in thinking Doku will arrive and be given a free rein to get forward
 
Haha love this signing, seems a little unfair to our rivals though, his YouTube highlight videos are ridiculously good, he’s a bums out of your seats player for sure



Only 100 pages compared to Paqueta though, are many not as excited about this transfer as I am

Paqueta is more established and more first-team-ready. Doku is still raw and will be our project player, no doubt.
 
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