United Thread - 2023/24

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manimanc said:
He's going to return, that's a given.
Let it happen, the shitstain club and the shitstain player are made for eachother.

This should be fun watching the fallout and watching the press falling over eachother to sugarcoat this god awful decision.
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manimanc said:
He's going to return, that's a given.
Let it happen, the shitstain club and the shitstain player are made for eachother.

This should be fun watching the fallout and watching the press falling over eachother to sugarcoat this god awful decision.
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3 Labour MPs have declared themselves hostile in their feelings towards the rags bringing back Greenwood.
Andrew Western, Kim Johnson and Zara Sultana
Make of that what you will.

Will there be more to follow?
 
If United lose against Arsenal and Brighton, Kompany getting a result against them could end their season before it's even started and put serious pressure on Ten Bob before the clocks have even gone back.
 
Brightwell Bros. said:
If United lose against Arsenal and Brighton, Kompany getting a result against them could end their season before it's even started and put serious pressure on Ten Bob before the clocks have even gone back.
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I'd laugh my bollocks off if Vinny beats the bastards.
 
Brightwell Bros. said:
If United lose against Arsenal and Brighton, Kompany getting a result against them could end their season before it's even started and put serious pressure on Ten Bob before the clocks have even gone back.
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Where's the "give it to Giggsy to the end of the season" clip from that wanker with the false Manchester accent??
 
TinFoilHat said:
"Manchester United are proud to announce a sponsorship deal with Stella Artois as our official Wife Beating Partner. Star Striker (In more ways than one!) Mason Greenwood will be at our megastore from 15:00 to promote the product.. He will then be available from 16:00 to provide wife beating lessons for those unable to control their women at home when demanding sex
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Updated for you :)
 
HumbledGooner said:
Two Spurs players down injured in United's box, most other teams would note this and pass through the lines and exploit the space vacated by two downed players. But Bruno instantly goes long for Rashford to chase, its overhit and straight into Vicario's hands. Thats the juxtaposition of Bruno. On one hand almost pulls of the assist of the season with that rabona pass, but he is also one of the reasons United wont ever climb up from a circa 70 points a season team. His complete inability to control the game, he 'chases' the game by persisting with hollywood passes. He will get his assists and some goals, will make the highlights reel and offer the mirage of being essential. However he will keep putting his team under pressure via not being able to control the midfield. No wonder Casemiro looks gassed, United give the ball up almost as soon as he wins it back.

Ive always had Ten Hag on fraud watch. Talent ID - shit. Ability to progress United from the counterattack Ole days to a team who can own the ball and control a game - non-existent, infact they seem to have doubled down on the Bruno-Rashford hoof and chase approach.

They are not a great team, and do not have the foundations to become a great team. Ten Hag has gotten it all wrong, he cant go back now. He can only move forward.

He needed to get his signings right - he hasn't. He needed to clip Bruno's wings, not make him captain and build the team around him. Now he has added Mount, another technically deficient player to the midfield, whilst there only DM is 31, looking a little stocky and not getting any help. Whilst Casemiro himself is also not amazing with the ball at feet.

Ten Hag = imposter
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It’s almost been 10 years since Pep taught Ten Hag his principles of football. He doesn’t seem to have evolved since then.

Arteta is a similarly intense guy who learned everything from Pep 5 years ago. It’ll be interesting to see if Arteta develops or becomes Ten Hag in 5 years.

Pep evolves constantly. The others are always playing catch up.
 
Akira said:
Dire team. Ten Fraud is unable to adapt to opposition changes and responses again. Spurs stepped up in the 2nd half and dominated them.

United fans genuinely think 1 goalkeeper can suddenly get them playing peak Manchester City football.

Ten Fraud had it easy in Ajax and started thinking he is the Dutch Pep.
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We learned the hard way when Bravo came in. You need players to understand where to be and move as well as a keeper that can pass a ball.

We need Ten Hag to do well enough not to be sacked, as we don’t want someone like De Zerbi going there.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
The announcement will be "we've considered all of our partners feelings on this subject and need a little more time to digest their comments before making a further announcement that there will be a further announcement regarding a further announcement about his future."
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That sounds just like New Zealand's current government.
 
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