The fan who jumped on Haaland

[SebastianBlue]

Thread title is perfect for a bond movie .

I said early that it sounded like an ESPN 30 for 30 minidoc.

 

[Jesus2020]

I thought that post referred to this Haaland incident

It did.

 

[blue moony]

anyone using the word woke should be immediately banned

Wouldn't be my first and won't be my last ban

 

[bluealf]

anyone using the word woke should be immediately banned

ban him mods, he asked for it.

 

[p.taker]

ban him mods, he asked for it.

hey hey, take it easy on me i just woke up

 

[goalmole]

Apologies milord, or have I done it again?

Your Honour will do unless, of course, GDM would prefer to be addressed by a different more honorific form of address.
I'm sure he'll let you know.

 

[goalmole]

How moronic do you have to be to take a child on to the pitch.

People should be vetted and licenced before they are allowed to become parents.

 

[west didsblue]

Oh, so it's ok to go on the pitch because he is a retired boxer.

If it pisses you off then fair enough.

 

[goalmole]

Oh, so it's ok to go on the pitch because he is a retired boxer.

Never heard of him before Sunday.
Is he more famous for jumping on Haaland's back than he is for boxing?

 

[johnnytapia]

People should be vetted and licenced before they are allowed to become parents.

Licensed

 

[goalmole]

Hopefully rotting away in some prison cell as we speak getting bummed and being made to watch Stuart Pearce's last 10 games of the season on loop before being publicly flogged in the city centre whilst reading out a letter of apology.

The prison system in this country has gone soft.

 

[TonyM]

Licensed

Toupée

 

[BringBackSwales]

Never heard of him before Sunday.
Is he more famous for jumping on Haaland's back than he is for boxing?

Never made much of his career, apart from being a world champion that is

 

[citytill1die84]

Passion. No harm done, Haaland and the lads seemed to have a laugh unfortunately for Terry he'll now be banned.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Licensed

Chapeau!

 

[awest]

Has anyone mentioned attempted murder by strangulation?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Has anyone mentioned attempted murder by strangulation?

I thought it would have been inhalation?

 

[blueandy1mac]

Last time I checked, there wasn't a box somewhere that I could tick to say which aspects of the law I would abide by and which I'd ignore. The lad knew as well as the rest of us there would be consequences for his actions.
Sheff Utd seem to have washed their hands of it by simply kicking him out, lets face it a stadium ban would be pointless.
City are now well aware who he is and cannot be seen to ignore his transgression. Bearing in mind there was no malice intended and thankfully no harm done, maybe they'll ban him for a no of games, 3ish, and warn the rest of us.
If they don't and it happens again, because it probably would, we would be charged by our besties at the PL and the repercussions could be terrible, closure's, away bans etc.
Its simple, the grass is for the players.

 

[awest]

I'm proud of the many do-gooders we have in our ranks.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Last time I checked, there wasn't a box somewhere that I could tick to say which aspects of the law I would abide by and which I'd ignore. The lad knew as well as the rest of us there would be consequences for his actions.
Sheff Utd seem to have washed their hands of it by simply kicking him out, lets face it a stadium ban would be pointless.
City are now well aware who he is and cannot be seen to ignore his transgression. Bearing in mind there was no malice intended and thankfully no harm done, maybe they'll ban him for a no of games, 3ish, and warn the rest of us.
If they don't and it happens again, because it probably would, we would be charged by our besties at the PL and the repercussions could be terrible, closure's, away bans etc.
Its simple, the grass is for the players.

Agreed, there's a certain kind of person that think they can choose if, when, and how rules/laws apply to them, and think consequences are for other people.

I just thought most of them lived in Liverpool.