United Thread - 2023/24

[TonyM]

John O'Shea must the the oldest evert o wear a united pyjamas.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They are probably still expecting the rag premium on sales that teams like Sunderland used to pay for their rejects - they are that deluded

Yeah, but their little clique of ex players have been found out as managers now, so there’s nobody left to buy their shite, barring Carrick, but he knows a bit about tactics, so won’t buy them either.

 

[TonyM]

Imagine you're Maguire and you are behind a 42 year old in the pecking order.

 

[wolviedinho]

Imagine your Maguire and you are behind a 42 year old in the pecking order.

I would say he is delighted. Picking up huge wages and dosent have to play with the new underwhelming players brought in.Can sit back and laugh -:)

 

[Kippax77]

Imagine your Maguire and you are behind a 42 year old in the pecking order.

But getting rich for it.
Easy money

 

[Bluethemaway]

Deadline Day delusionists !

 

[remember arthur mann]

But getting rich for it.
Easy money

That's the name of the game for all the player's at the swamp.

 

[34yearsandstillgoingstrong]

Hilarious watching the know-nowts on Sky getting giddy over United signing a a reserve goalkeeper from Turkey for £4m, Jonny Fucking Evans as a free agent without a club, a fringe player from Spurs on loan and Amrabat from Fiorentina on loan. Fucking hell, how have the mighty fallen. Comedy club.

Too true! Simple Simon Stone ( BBC's " Northern " Football Correspondent ) getting very excited about the rags three brilliantly managed signings ( Johnny Evans - free agent / Serge Reguilon - loan tsfr / Altay Bayindir - £4M ! ) and all signed in time for them to play Arsenal this Sunday. And this on the very day SEVEN City players are picked for the England U21s - and as for ManU - ZERO players selected. The sale of Palmer brings the income from the sale of Academy products during Pep's 7 year reign to almost £500M . In comparison , the rags' world famous academy has earned a meagre £50M. What's not to like?

 

[remember arthur mann]

We buy any shite.com

 

[Hoghead]

Man Utd agree loan deals for Reguilon & Amrabat, while Altay signs for £4.3m

Biggest and bestest club in the world - my arse!

 

[stan bowles]

35yo JFE...got to laugh.

 

[TonyM]

35yo JFE...got to laugh.

That was 7 years ago I think.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Just got in from Sainsbury’s. Swore I saw Tent Peg in the whoopsie aisle.

 

[jrb]

Sly Sports News doing a live 10 minute broadcast outside OT. Going through their loan signings and Johnny Evans. Pathetic!

 

[WillinGlossop]

Deadline Day delusionists !

Just watched the usa weather channel on firestick and saw in the bottom right hand corner “deadline day disaster” I said to my better half that’s United isn’t it

 

[jrb]

Damesh the twat trying to convince everyone United have made good signings. And United being conscious of complying with FFP. The c*nt is a 1 man United PR team . Still talking about United. 15 minutes. Sly Sports News United

 

[madloaf]

Sky Sports News doing a live 10 minute broadcast outside OT. Going through their loan signings and Johnny Evans. Pathetic!

Let them enjoy it. Its laughable. Brighton are a better club. They can only dream of Fati at OT. (insert luke shaw joke here)

 

[aguero93:20]

Yeah, but their little clique of ex players have been found out as managers now, so there’s nobody left to buy their shite, barring Carrick, but he knows a bit about tactics, so won’t buy them either.

Plus he coached a lot of their academy shite as youngsters, didn't he? So he knows to stay clear.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Damesh the twat try to convince everyone United have made good signings. And United being conscious of complying with FFP. The c*nt is a 1 man United PR team . Still talking about United. 15 minutes. Sly Sports News United

It’s like a fucking Monty Python sketch

 

[remember arthur mann]

Let them enjoy it. Its laughable. Brighton are a better club. They can only dream of Fati at OT. (They've already got one)

Sorted.