United Thread - 2023/24

[Bluesince1979]

* put this in the wrong thread so I'll repost here *

Saw a clip of Richard Keys earlier saying Whiskey Nose needs to get off the fence and come out and give a statement to the fans re. the Glazers. (Also said his salary for being an ambassador dwarfs the wages of quite a few Premier League managers)


Be funny if he did give a statement and told the moaning bastards to support the yanks!!

Its GPC’s fault the glazers are there!!! Greedy bastard and his horse spunk stand off

 

[don84]

The fool ten haag said in the interview zone: we were the best team and deserved to win. the offside disallowed goal was an error, bla bla bla

What a pleasure to see the entitled rags in denial mode.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I said it on the matchday thread, but it's worth repeating here. A billion spent and this was their defence at the end of the game...

Wan Bissaka------Evans------Maguire------Dalot

Fuck me.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Ten Bob's apparently said Sancho wasn't in the squad cos of his performances in training...

Another shit load of money wasted, but we knew that already!

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Christ. What is Sancho doing in training if he can't get in this team.

Maybe Ten Haag meant he wasn’t shit enough? Or doesn’t mouth off enough at the officials? Dive and roll around after getting barely touched? Could be anything really.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Nana looks like he has been taking lessons from De Gea in how to defend shots at the near post.

Shanana is awful. Every match I’ve watched he’s been bad. And his pump up the volume schtick only makes his pitch performance funnier.

 

[Kippax77]

The fool ten haag said in the interview zone: we were the best team and deserved to win. the offside disallowed goal was an error, bla bla bla

What a pleasure to see the entitled rags in denial mode.

He's permanently stoned that guy

 

[urban genie]

Serioursly they are so far up their own arses


no lower than 6th last few years and 4 and a trophy and cup final last year and they think football is dying
Abl to spunk 200Million on players and they say the club is dying




Relegation would do these good, they need to be grounded and come back into the real football world not this dantasy they have created where they think they are extra special and some kind of institution.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I said it on the matchday thread, but it's worth repeating here. A billion spent and this was their defence at the end of the game...

Wan Bissaka------Evans------Maguire------Dalot

Fuck me.

Was Fuck me a late loan in the window?

 

[bigA]

"....Like a couple of dogs trying shag on ice skates"!

Aww diddums, Kevin the teenager is having another tantrum again. Hopefully one day this dickwad will spontaneously combust with his pent up, little man syndrome rage.

 

[Bluemoon115]

And people (not on here, to be clear) suggested ETH was somewhere close to Pep.

He's a shyster, a fraud, anything but him at fault. He's Mourinho without the talent.

He's a half cocked Gunner Solsjaer.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Looking for an escape route

Maybe he’s on strike like their defence.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Was Fuck me a late loan in the window?

More legs than casemiro to be fair

 

[Blu1]

I love reading redcafe :-)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Pitch for a new spinoff series for AMC about Midgetinez and Madire:

The Walking Red

Right now the team seem more like they’re auditioning for Monkey Tennis…

 

[mosssideblue]

Maybe he’s on strike like their defence.

They have a defence :)

 

[mosssideblue]

Mind the gap you stinking rag bastards

 

[nellyonthewing]

Mind the gap you stinking rag bastards

A perfect summation sir .

 

[blue44]

 

[MafeotulBlue]

A comedic display from our city sharing, bank rollers. Just like an overused prostitute, wide at the back, leaky and saggy. Floppy at the front if you're on the other side of the coin.

Twitter and Youtube is now flooded with cries and bellows of lads and lasses whom haven't seen the United Kingdom on a map let alone The Swamp.

Goldbridge wanking himself off as he can continually scream to earn big bucks of imbeciles who pay him. Reckon he's got a noice Range Rover in the shopping cart, and as soon as Jesus scored he almost couldn't contain his load.

Ten Bobby, Poundland Pep, Baldhead Anal Genius looked as lost on the touchline as a toddler in Arndale Shopping Centre. Clueless, clearly frustrated, looked terrified to bring his summer signing, older than my dad's rusty ball-sack, the Mighty Evans.

Until it all went wrong, these two red wearing overused condoms of teams, have provided with a mid-off as you would say. Mediocre, labourious, predictable, and quite shit. Miles off last season for both.

All in all, City win United lose, Goldbridge gets to savagely fuck his misses dressed as Maguire.