A comedic display from our city sharing, bank rollers. Just like an overused prostitute, wide at the back, leaky and saggy. Floppy at the front if you're on the other side of the coin.
Twitter and Youtube is now flooded with cries and bellows of lads and lasses whom haven't seen the United Kingdom on a map let alone The Swamp.
Goldbridge wanking himself off as he can continually scream to earn big bucks of imbeciles who pay him. Reckon he's got a noice Range Rover in the shopping cart, and as soon as Jesus scored he almost couldn't contain his load.
Ten Bobby, Poundland Pep, Baldhead Anal Genius looked as lost on the touchline as a toddler in Arndale Shopping Centre. Clueless, clearly frustrated, looked terrified to bring his summer signing, older than my dad's rusty ball-sack, the Mighty Evans.
Until it all went wrong, these two red wearing overused condoms of teams, have provided with a mid-off as you would say. Mediocre, labourious, predictable, and quite shit. Miles off last season for both.
All in all, City win United lose, Goldbridge gets to savagely fuck his misses dressed as Maguire.
