United Thread - 2023/24

[havefaith]

Quiet a list (and without the latest cream of the crop) at no point do I recall any of the rag hordes complaining along the way, amd uet when the penny drops the latest "bestest in the world" is in fact another donkey somehow its the Glazers fault.

Clearly astute business men, to be able to take out millions in dividends whilst building up debt has to be admired surely. Long may it continue :-)

 

[manimanc]

A decade, 10 years, over 520 weeks, over 3600 days, culminating in no league titles, no champions Leagues..

Struggling to get top 4 in the PL year in year out..

The jammy fcukers, what a stroke of luck that VAR has been introduced during this time though to support them through their struggles..

PL's and CL's, these are the trophies that really define a great team, not only a great team but a huge club.

Such a team who wins the biggest trophies can be viewed as most definitely a club who can walk the walk, not just talk the talk..

League title after league title, duck well and truly broken in the CL after final and semi final appearances over the last 3 seasons, FA cups, League cups, Charity shields all sprinkled on top..

Tent peg is yet another rag snake oil salesman, fresh off the conveyor belt, gobbing off just like Moyes, Giggs Van Gaal, Mourinho, Carrick Rangnick and Solskjaer before him..

The lot of them telling one and all what they're going to do..

What a fkin motley crew btw..

All have had tonnes to say and all have fkin failed miserably..

Tent peg has just spewed another £200 million and has this season to make an impression..

Going of last year's shitshow, being pumped by Brentford and Seville, hammered by us and the dippers and being totally outplayed in the FA cup final, he's got his work cut out..

The cheeky bastard is now telling all and sundry that he has the blueprint to beat us..

Obviously being 10 yards offside and being allowed to score is the new way forward it seems..

We have ripped their treble winners comfort blanket away from them, fcuked their pathetic banner off, seen the pisscan jack it in and overseen the sacking of manager after manager..

Pulverised them in the cup final, where they offered fcuk all resistance to preserve their mythical treble status..

Surpassed them as the richest club in the world..

Built a stadium and infrastructure that they look upon with utter envy..

In the meantime, look at tent peg, look at the Danish striker that they've completely overpaid for, (I can't be bothered to check his name, sounds like Haaland apparently although no fcuker knew he even existed until last week)..

Look at the middle east potential owners they're so desperate for..

Look at their Welcome to Manchester ' poster..

Looks like Moyes's statement, "We aspire to be like City" has been proven to be bang on..

How sad is it that they are now pulling all the stops out to mimic us..

Pale imitating what we are ultimately shows them up for the absolute clusterfcuk they've become..

They're so desperate to be us, it reeks out of their every pore..

The reality is that they will never be us, ever..

And it's fkin killing them every single day..


To finish off, I can conclude with upmost pleasure that it's absolutely beautiful to be around to witness..!

An amazing post, I could read this every day. It's almost like watching a video of them getting beat, the words just paint a story.

Absolutely brilliant read.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

To trouser £900m the clauses will include winning the CL & PL regularly, otherwise its oly worth half...£450m !!

I'd say their chances are somewhere twixt nil & none !!

You only need a licence to watch BBC TV in this country.

It takes 4 minutes to opt out.

The telephone no is on the licence.

Tell em your moving abroad.

They don't have any detection vans or staff,they were scrapped to pay Hugh Edwards pay increase !!

Opt out,it's liberating !!

 

[mrbelfry]

6 sentences from an unnamed author for our match against Atletico. Almost as if they just watched it on TV. Meanwhile Simon Stone's jolly includes an entire feature on the importance of nutrition and rest in the rag camp, an article about the travel demands (he would know, having followed them every step of the way) and an article about the changing culture in the dressing room, all signed off with a fucking - Simon Stone, San Diego.

I hope he stayed classy

 

[mrbelfry]

Is that another way of saying "and not be so consistently and utterly shit"?

I heard he was trying to eat the pain away

 

[mrbelfry]

Twebbel

Trifle

 

[TinFoilHat]

Scum!

 

[madloaf]

 

[cheekybids]

The next reporting date for Manchester United PLC is scheduled for September 21, 2023. Analysts forecast an earnings per share (EPS) of -$0.04 for this quarter. The company’s annual revenue for the last year was $775.1 million, while the annual profit was -$153.5 million. The net profit margin for Manchester United PLC is -19.81%.

Manchester United PLC is headquartered in Manchester, Greater Manchester, and does not have any executives listed.

In conclusion, MANU stock performance on August 1, 2023, was negative, with a decline of -1.63%. The company has been experiencing a decline in earnings growth, and the projected future earnings growth is expected to be significantly negative.

Since you put it like that, would you accept £6 billion?

 

[Ted_Bovis]

I doubt Shaw could even spell treble.

Treble beef and onion pie?